David Einhorn Salves Further Losses With Froth From Elon Musk’s Mouth
What’s good for Tesla is good for America, in the opinion of one Twitter user.
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Tesla Hoping That One Of The Business World's Least Impressive Sons Can Be The Daddy Elon Needs
You know what? We Take it back; Gary Cohn is too good for this bullshit company.
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Elon Musk Punishes Hedge Funds For Viewing Tesla Through A Rational Prism
You can't short the divine, gentlemen.
David Einhorn Still Laboring Under Sad Misconception That Tesla Is Subject To Basic Logic
Why does he keep trying to apply financial logic to the factory of dreams?
Hordes Of Trolls Crash Real-Time Crowdsourced Stock-Trading Game, Buy TSLA
It remains unclear whether the Tesla buying was ironic or not.
Tesla Is Worth More Than Ford Because Elon Musk Sells Dreams, Not Cars
Do not attempt to evaluate Tesla's market cap without accounting for the value of pure, unbridled hope.
Elon Musk Doubles Down On "Ludicrous Mode"... Literally
And he's not even being ironic.
Elon Musk Finds It Adorable That Those Simpleton Rejects Over At Apple Think They Can Build A Whole Car
Listen, Elon's not saying Apple's a second rate company... He's saying it's third or fourth rate.
When Elon Musk Raises Equity, He Does It With His Own Money
Here's a little $20 mil to get things going, bebe.
California Might Make It Prohibitively Expensive To Buy A $100K Car
How sexy does that Tesla look without that rebate?