There’s a long list of reasons China might not want officials using Teslas, including the one it actually offered.
What’s good for Tesla is good for America, in the opinion of one Twitter user.
You know what? We Take it back; Gary Cohn is too good for this bullshit company.
You can't short the divine, gentlemen.
Why does he keep trying to apply financial logic to the factory of dreams?
It remains unclear whether the Tesla buying was ironic or not.
Do not attempt to evaluate Tesla's market cap without accounting for the value of pure, unbridled hope.
And he's not even being ironic.
Listen, Elon's not saying Apple's a second rate company... He's saying it's third or fourth rate.
Here's a little $20 mil to get things going, bebe.
How sexy does that Tesla look without that rebate?