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While It Waits For That Fee Information, SEC Decides To Have A Look At Private Equity Firms’ Messaging Hygiene
We’re guessing Gary Gensler, et. al. suspect it’s not so good.
Credit Suisse Makes Human Sacrifice To Appease Gary Gensler
Perhaps now the regulatory gods will show the bank favor for once.
Jamie Dimon Is A Pretty Permissive Babysitter, It Turns Out
He really let the kids run wild on their devices without even a glance.
Prostitute Goldman Sachs Banker Procured For Libyan Client Drove A Hard Bargain
When this is all over she could get a job on Goldman's M&A team.