The Ackmanaissance

He was gonna hold off until next year, but man, he’s just so happy about everything right now and can’t keep it in.

The Ackmanaissance has fully restored Bill's enjoyment of being a real naughty coquette with a new "mystery" position.

Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.

The magic of love now has Bill Ackman up more than 45% in 2019.