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Brexit Day Goes About As Well For Brexit As Every Other Day Since Brexit Vote
The moneymen are no longer amused.
Steve Eisman Hopes The Last Three Years Of Brexit Talk Hasn’t Been Enough For You
‘Cuz there’s gonna be more!
Theresa May Can’t Always Get What She Wants, But If She Tries Sometime (A Second Time, Specifically), Maybe She Will?
I mean, she won’t, but let’s just play this increasingly stupid game a little longer. It’s not like there’s a deadline or something.
EU Tells Theresa May That She Has Fully Played Herself On Brexit
Charging into her own certain political death isn't smart, but it's definitely British.
Here’s Something Theresa May Probably Didn’t Think About Before Cancelling Today’s Brexit Vote
Will no one think of the clearinghouses?
It’s A Miracle: There’s A Brexit Deal
Unfortunately, it will require several other miracles to actually happen.
Remember All That Talk About Brexit Progress? Yea, It Was All Poppycock
Full-speed ahead over the White Cliffs of Dover!
Brexit Still Impossible To Achieve, Both Sides Still Pretending It Isn’t
The brave faces can surely hold up another six months before running for cover from the catastrophe.
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President Trump Has Solved Brexit For His Good Friend Theresa May
In the most Trumpian way possible.
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Even Theresa May’s Soft Brexit Is Gonna Be Pretty Hard On The City
And just wait until Michel Barnier gets his hands on the thing.
Brexiteers Have Figured Out What Brexit Means, And It’s Not What The Prime Minister Says It Means
So in the great tradition of Brexit, they’re taking their balls and going home.
Lloyd Blankfein Is At A Pretending-To-Like-Frankfurt-Level Of Ready For Brexit
The new king of Twitter is literally just fucking with Theresa May on social media.
Theresa May’s Got Three Months To Figure This Brexit Ish Out
Or to figure out some new, non-financial things for Britons to do.
U.K. Prefers Empty, Comforting Brexit Mantras To Cold, Hard Reality
Theresa May & co. are upping their denial game in a big way, because they have nowhere else to go.
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French, Germans Say There Are Takebacks In Brexit
The continentals are trolling Theresa May...HARD.
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U.K. Brexit Chief May Need A Little More Time To Figure Out What Brexit Means
In spite of what his boss has been telling us, it may have multiple meanings.
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Brexit Letter Takes ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me, Let’s Just Be Friends’ To New Levels
Britain about to become Europe's craziest ex-girlfriend.
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Few Hundred Goldmanites Bidding Adieu, Auf Wiedersehen To London
Lloyd & co. aren't betting on Theresa May's promise that Britain's best days are to come.