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I mean, she won’t, but let’s just play this increasingly stupid game a little longer. It’s not like there’s a deadline or something.
Charging into her own certain political death isn't smart, but it's definitely British.
Will no one think of the clearinghouses?
Unfortunately, it will require several other miracles to actually happen.
Full-speed ahead over the White Cliffs of Dover!
The brave faces can surely hold up another six months before running for cover from the catastrophe.
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In the most Trumpian way possible.
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And just wait until Michel Barnier gets his hands on the thing.
So in the great tradition of Brexit, they’re taking their balls and going home.
The new king of Twitter is literally just fucking with Theresa May on social media.
Or to figure out some new, non-financial things for Britons to do.
Theresa May & co. are upping their denial game in a big way, because they have nowhere else to go.
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The continentals are trolling Theresa May...HARD.
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In spite of what his boss has been telling us, it may have multiple meanings.
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Britain about to become Europe's craziest ex-girlfriend.
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Lloyd & co. aren't betting on Theresa May's promise that Britain's best days are to come.
The British borders look like a one-way street with foreign bankers streaming out.
The Pound looks terrible, you guys.
