Former CEOs’ Pay Docked For Hurting Banks’ Reputations With Scandals Of Which Banks Say They Are Wholly Innocent
The Kafkaesque conclusions to the Tidjane Thiam and Birgitte Bonnesen sagas.
Tidjane Thiam Not Swiss Enough To Fix Credit Suisse
There’s something about him that just makes Swiss people uncomfortable, not that we have any idea what….
There’s Another Vote Tomorrow That’s Probably Going To Go The Wrong Way
Credit Suisse’s institutional shareholders have their CEO’s back like Republican senators have the president’s.
Actually, Credit Suisse’s No. 2 Ran A Whole CIA-Sized Spying Operation, But His Boss Still Had No Idea
The bank misspoke when it said the surveillance was isolated, but on that point only.
Is Anyone At Credit Suisse Not Under Surveillance?
A bit of extra vigilance might be in order, and will probably be enough to catch the hapless rent-a-cops in Tidjane Thiam’s employ.
The Real Victim Of The Credit Suisse Spying Scandal Is Tidjane Thiam
I mean, if you really think about it.
Credit Suisse CEO Definitely Had No Idea His No. 2 Was Tailing His Turncoat Former Protégé, No Sir
Surprise! Tidjane Thiam’s been cleared by his bank’s probe into some Big Lebowski-esque private investigating.
What Did Iqbal Khan Say About Tidjane Thiam’s Trees?
We demand a probe into Credit Suisse’s Arborgate!
Credit Suisse Wants Rich Clients To Pay A Premium For All That Suisse
With the European economy in not-so slow collapse, Tidjane Thiam is wondering how much people like having their money in Swiss Francs.
Tidjane Thiam Tells Fed Where To Stick Its Stress Test
‘Cuz that’s the only thing Credit Suisse is failing at these days.
Credit Suisse’s Intern-Licking, Money-Losing Days Are Over
Still, curb the enthusiasm that might evoke.
Layoff Watch '18: Credit Suisse Looking Into How Many People Somehow Still Work At Credit Suisse
The bank tells Bloomberg that it isn't mulling over layoffs, which makes us wonder "why not?"
Of Course Tidjane Thiam’s Moment Of Triumph Will Be Overshadowed By An Intern-Licking Scandal
This is Credit Suisse, after all.
Bonus Watch '17: Credit Suisse Is Giving Off A "Bah Humbug" Vibe This Holiday Season
In fairness, this IS Credit Suisse.
Tidjane Thiam Making Abundantly Clear How Little He Values Investment Banking
If all of the layoffs, pay cuts and shade-throwing didn’t get the message across, maybe hiring part-time regional co-heads will.
Advisor To Credit Suisse Shareholders Reasonably Sure That No One Running Credit Suisse Deserves To Get Paid
If bank CEOs can't take a bonus despite persistent losses, what the fuck are we even doing here?
Bonus Watch '17: Credit Suisse Gets Points For Trying
It's the thought that counts.
FINRA Fines Credit Suisse For Letting Its Money Laundering Oversight Get A Little Too Swiss
Regulator reportedly looking to punish birds for flying.
Bloomberg: Cryan And Thiam Are Sucking Hard At Their Jobs, But In Different Ways
The Beavis and Butthead of bank management.
Big Bank CEOs Respond To Brexit In Comfortingly Predictable Fashion
Important men don't change in a crisis, they become bigger versions of themselves.
Credit Suisse CEO, Credit Suisse Bankers Pretty Much Openly Hating Each Other Right Now: NYT
Things are quite to very awkward at the Swiss bank.
Credit Suisse's Layoffs Are Going Really Well: CEO
Thanks for asking.