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Tidjane Thiam Tells Fed Where To Stick Its Stress Test
‘Cuz that’s the only thing Credit Suisse is failing at these days.
Tidjane Thiam
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Credit Suisse’s Intern-Licking, Money-Losing Days Are Over
Still, curb the enthusiasm that might evoke.
Layoff Watch '18: Credit Suisse Looking Into How Many People Somehow Still Work At Credit Suisse
The bank tells Bloomberg that it isn't mulling over layoffs, which makes us wonder "why not?"
Of Course Tidjane Thiam’s Moment Of Triumph Will Be Overshadowed By An Intern-Licking Scandal
This is Credit Suisse, after all.
Bonus Watch '17: Credit Suisse Is Giving Off A "Bah Humbug" Vibe This Holiday Season
In fairness, this IS Credit Suisse.
Tidjane Thiam Making Abundantly Clear How Little He Values Investment Banking
If all of the layoffs, pay cuts and shade-throwing didn’t get the message across, maybe hiring part-time regional co-heads will.
Advisor To Credit Suisse Shareholders Reasonably Sure That No One Running Credit Suisse Deserves To Get Paid
If bank CEOs can't take a bonus despite persistent losses, what the fuck are we even doing here?
FINRA Fines Credit Suisse For Letting Its Money Laundering Oversight Get A Little Too Swiss
Regulator reportedly looking to punish birds for flying.
Bloomberg: Cryan And Thiam Are Sucking Hard At Their Jobs, But In Different Ways
The Beavis and Butthead of bank management.
Big Bank CEOs Respond To Brexit In Comfortingly Predictable Fashion
Important men don't change in a crisis, they become bigger versions of themselves.
Credit Suisse CEO, Credit Suisse Bankers Pretty Much Openly Hating Each Other Right Now: NYT
Things are quite to very awkward at the Swiss bank.
Bonus Watch '16: Credit Suisse CEOs
Like many a Credit Suisse employee, Thiam will see his bonus chopped (though in his case the slashing is voluntary).
Investment Bankers Yet To Get It Through Their Thick Skulls That Pay Goes Down Sometimes: Credit Suisse CEO
Tidjane Thiam has been working, in vain, to get it through to them.
Layoffs Watch '15: Credit Suisse Wants You! (To Help It Cut Costs By 3.5 Billion Francs)
This is not so much a request as a requirement you're unlikely to get around, unless anyone is considering chaining themselves to their desks.
New Credit Suisse CEO Just Wants To Remind Everyone He's No Miracle Worker
Would be nice if he was, but no.