Marissa Mayer finally finds herself on the right side of schadenfreude.
She could stay on post-merger, but the Gods of Logic would weep.
She might just pull a half-dead rabbit out of a badly-damaged hat after all, you guys.
Marissa Mayer might be greatest illusionist in the history of business.
Tim Armstrong is laughing his ass off right now.
Hope Verizon likes to keep things crazy in the C Suites.