Apple Revises Q1 Guidance Citing Chinese Trade And iPhone Sales As Things That Suck
Tim Cook looking to make his problem into everybody's problem.
Tim Cook Is Boring, So Now Apple Is Only Worth $1 Trillion
If only he'd overpromised, underdelivered, burned cash, acted like a maniac and then apologized...Apple would worth at least $10 trillion.
Apple Refuses To Be Victimized By Grandest Ego-Trip In Danish History
Tim Cook does not think Margrethe Vestager is the "Dane of the Year."
Trump To Meet With Tech Titans, Threatening Midtown Manhattan With Potential Nuclear Ego Event
We're not saying this is a trap, but we're definitely not saying it isn't.
Ex-Central Banker Can’t Believe Fed Fell For Oldest Trick In Monetary Policy Book
A former BOE official is laughing the Fed.
Elon Musk Finds It Adorable That Those Simpleton Rejects Over At Apple Think They Can Build A Whole Car
Listen, Elon's not saying Apple's a second rate company... He's saying it's third or fourth rate.
Instagram CEO: We Don't Hate Nipples, Apple Hates Nipples
Apple is making Instagram say "Nope" to nips.
Apple Will Now Sell You A $99 Pencil... You're Welcome
Merry Christmas, dummies - Tim Cook
Market Panic Has Reached "I'm Gonna Email Jim Cramer" Levels
Human sacrifice! Tim Cook emailing Jim Cramer! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
Steve Schwarzman: I Could've Made $600-Odd Million Last Year From My Yacht
To that end, please, don't compare him to a Tim Cook. He's a Steve Jobs.