Tim Sloan

Maybe Wells Fargo would be okay with the cannabis industry if it was more susceptible to being defrauded by its banks.

Calm down, Timmy, you still run Wells Fargo.

We couldn't make this shit up if we wanted to, you guys.

The CEO of Wells Fargo was unprepared for Elizabeth Warren to behave like Elizabeth Warren always behaves.

This year's Wells Fargo shareholder meeting is going about as well as you'd expect.

So, The Stagecoach has reached the S&M stage of its renaissance.

After internal investigation, Wells Fargo relieved to see that it already fired all the bad people.

Tim Sloan still trying to figure out what drove all those employees to recklessly pursue arbitrary sales goals.

Time for your monthly installment of oh-the-humanity from Tim Sloan and co.

And then some.

Let he who is without a reputation-shattering sales scandal of biblical proportions on his watch cast the first stone.

Sure, the top eight executives will together forfeit $32 million, but don't go assuming they did anything wrong.

Maybe it's OK to change stagecoaches in midstream.

Investors seem psyched that Wells even got out of bed today.

It's one step forward...almost.

The embattled lender just redefined the financial definition of embarrassment.

Now they've fixed it!

If you're a federal regulator NOT looking into Wells Fargo, raise your hand...and then go investigate Wells Fargo.