According to one attendee of the Tiburon CEO Conference, yesterday's fireside chat with Ken revealed the wisdom of not showing your dick to a counter-party and the immorality of charities.
Tower Research Capital's Mark Gorton will become chairman and let a newly-formed board handle things going forward, like reportedly laying of 50 engineers.
We sense a trend, you guys.
An insider tells us that The Stagecoach is asking non-customer facing telecommuters to uproot their lives or find a new job.
Jamie Dimon is apparently quite unimpressed with his Summer People.
Due to new office policy, One Wells Fargo Center literally has The McSh!ts.
Seriously, let's use this quasi-legitimate platform to find someone who has done business with the most hated man in America today.
You would think that someone in HR would be a little more sensitive to that number right now, but also this is Deutsche Bank.
This is SAC's equivalent of achieving his bathing suit weight.
Wells Fargo bonus season is going as well as you'd expect.
Paul Achleitner is really enjoying day one of life after Johnny Cryin, while Deutsche Bankers remain angst-ridden.
Deutsche Bankers are feeling die Götterdämmerung.
Such as not tweeting "Hey @SEC_News, there's rampant fraud going on @[insert your company here]," etc.
And then presumably slapped himself on the forehead and shouted "Idiot!" immediately after hitting send.
Those lats aren't gonna punish themselves.
Ask yourselves, what even is a bubble, really?
Plus! The backstory to her career, for which she has her boyfriend to thank.
