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Steve Mnuchin can’t seem to keep these things under wraps.
Ken Fisher Reminds Investing Conference That The Only Thing He Hates More Than Annuities Is Ladies Knowing What's In His Pants
According to one attendee of the Tiburon CEO Conference, yesterday's fireside chat with Ken revealed the wisdom of not showing your dick to a counter-party and the immorality of charities.
Hedge Fund CEO Announces To Staff That He Was Making Too Many Decisions, Pledges To Stop Making So Many Decisions
Tower Research Capital's Mark Gorton will become chairman and let a newly-formed board handle things going forward, like reportedly laying of 50 engineers.
RBC Capital Markets Rumored To Be Hard Passing On 50% Of Its Summer Associates
We sense a trend, you guys.
Layoff Watch '19: Wells Fargo Has A "Location Strategy" For Telecommuters That Will Require Actual Commuting
An insider tells us that The Stagecoach is asking non-customer facing telecommuters to uproot their lives or find a new job.
EXCLUSIVE: Rumor Has It That Less Than 20% Of JPM Summer Associates Are Going To Become Real JPM Associates
Jamie Dimon is apparently quite unimpressed with his Summer People.
Wells Fargo's Charlotte I-Bankers Morale Suffering Because Everyone Is Getting Fat On Fast Food And Constantly Taking Massive Dumps
Due to new office policy, One Wells Fargo Center literally has The McSh!ts.
Is Jeffrey Esptein Really "A Financier"? You Tell Us
Seriously, let's use this quasi-legitimate platform to find someone who has done business with the most hated man in America today.
Deutsche Bank Thanking "18,000 Volunteers" On Actual Sign Hanging In NYC HQ Today
You would think that someone in HR would be a little more sensitive to that number right now, but also this is Deutsche Bank.
Steve Cohen Looking To Pack On A Billion This Summer
This is SAC's equivalent of achieving his bathing suit weight.
Drama-Thirsty Deutsche Bank Chairman Expresses Love For John Thain, And Quality Seamen
Paul Achleitner is really enjoying day one of life after Johnny Cryin, while Deutsche Bankers remain angst-ridden.
Morale Inside Deutsche Bank Is Pretty Scheiße Right Now
Deutsche Bankers are feeling die Götterdämmerung.
Lazard Intern Turned Porn Star Has A Tip For Morgan Stanley
Are you listening, James Gorman?
Don't Wear An "I Could Have This Company On It Knees Within 3 Days" T-Shirt In Front Of Your Boss On Casual Friday, And Other Tips For Being An Effective Whistleblower
Such as not tweeting "Hey @SEC_News, there's rampant fraud going on @[insert your company here]," etc.
Ex-Trader Convicted Of Libor Manipulation Made Written Request To Colleague Not To Put Libor Manipulation Requests In Writing
And then presumably slapped himself on the forehead and shouted "Idiot!" immediately after hitting send.
Fox Business Reporter Recommends Spending Entire Work Day At The Gym
Those lats aren't gonna punish themselves.
Alan Greenspan Suggests Bond Investors Take Philosophical Approach To Bubble
Ask yourselves, what even is a bubble, really?
Wall Street Intern Turned Adult Entertainment Star Offers Career Advice
Plus! The backstory to her career, for which she has her boyfriend to thank.