Paul Achleitner is really enjoying day one of life after Johnny Cryin, while Deutsche Bankers remain angst-ridden.
Deutsche Bankers are feeling die Götterdämmerung.
Are you listening, James Gorman?
Such as not tweeting "Hey @SEC_News, there's rampant fraud going on @[insert your company here]," etc.
And then presumably slapped himself on the forehead and shouted "Idiot!" immediately after hitting send.
Those lats aren't gonna punish themselves.
Ask yourselves, what even is a bubble, really?
Plus! The backstory to her career, for which she has her boyfriend to thank.
A person in need of a little guidance could seek advice from Prince Alwaleed bin Talal on any number of topics. Interior design (decorate with an emphasis on clean lines and pictures of yourself, ensuring fellow royalty never forget whose office they are in). Business (keep your employees movitvated with occasional hookah parties and pet falcons). Fashion (don't be caught dead clashing with your horse). Know-nothing list-makers whose inability to add gives the world the impression you're some kind of street urchin worth a mere $18 billion (TAKE NO PRISONERS). But the area of expertise closest to his heart? Diet and fitness. The formerly plump prince has loads of wisdom to impart on how to get fit and and stay that way. Herewith, a preview of the tips you'll find in what we hope will be be a forthcoming series of books and DVDs entitled The Alwaleed Lifestyle.