Q: What do you call softly whispering "21st Century Glass-Steagall into Ken Griffin's ear? A: Foreplay
It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of JPMorgan Chase.
Evidently election news hasn't yet reached the Minnesota Fed President's backwoods hollow.
MetLife might want to consider writing a few more checks to a Hillary SuperPAC or twelve.
Or "How Banks Learned To Stop Stressing And Sue The Fed."
If BriMo has said it once, he's said it a hundred times: Banking is hard, you guys.
"Don't pretend like we're friends...You don't KNOW us."
The insurance giant is making like Steve Martin and preaching "Let's get small!"
If you're a banker afraid of very vague threats, Bernie Sanders should be scaring the sh!t out of you.
Hillary goes the full Meg Ryan while talking some Wall Street reform.
HORN SOUND, HORN SOUND, Oh no she didn't!!!!
If you love laughter, you can't hate Rick Perry.
Oh man, he hates you finance people a whole lot.
[caption id="attachment_100068" align="alignleft" width="260"] The passing of the torch.[/caption] It's not Venezuela, now that old Hugo is gone. It's not Cuba. And it's definitely not the U.S. Indeed, the ballsiest country on this side of the globe seems to be measuring its cojones against us, in a series of direct throw-downs. And Argentina's are bigger.