Money is tight, so the bank's gotta think outside the box.
Employees across the pond know what we're talking about.
Corporate America, why hast thou forsaken your i-bankers??
The Goldman Sachs chief will miss each and every one of you.
And apparently there'll be more where that came from.
Alan Howard needs to be alone right now.
That's a lot of awkward conversations with HR.
The French bank needs 675 volunteers.
And not for a congrats on a job well done.
Fixed-income and investment bankers have been told to gird their loins.
You're a great banker, but I'm just not in a place where I'm emotionally ready for your pitchbooks.
The cuts are said to be going down in the U.S. circa now.
You don't mind waiting 4 years for your money, right?
They're gonna need more boxes.