Money is tight, so the bank's gotta think outside the box.
By axing a bunch of employees.
The French are also *hiring*.
Employees across the pond know what we're talking about.
The Goldman Sachs chief will miss each and every one of you.
And apparently there'll be more where that came from.
Alan Howard needs to be alone right now.
Which do you want first?
That's a lot of awkward conversations with HR.
The French bank needs 675 volunteers.
And not for a congrats on a job well done.
So...that's not great.
You're a great banker, but I'm just not in a place where I'm emotionally ready for your pitchbooks.
The cuts are said to be going down in the U.S. circa now.
You don't mind waiting 4 years for your money, right?
They're gonna need more boxes.