Hedge funds are finding Alpha in the fallacy of a US/China trade accord.
Why would Larry Kudlow lie to Mr. Market? He LOVES Mr. Market!
The Xi Gang is unsubtly telling Team Trump to play along with Beijing if it wants to keep the markets sanguine on a trade deal.
Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?
You guys want to see the new "Who's on first?" routine, but about the slow death of the global economy?
The White House is considering "an interim trade deal" with China.
What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."
Rising costs on goods might be bad for consumers AND manufacturers, muses everyone.
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
But, like, on background [wink wink].
Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?
Peter Navarro remains gallingly terrible at clapbacks and basic political theory.
"I'm not a dangerous lunatic hellbent on global economic destruction if interest rates are negative," implies an actual White House 'economist.'
The Big Grundle is still not helping.
The "Dumb Goldfish" economy is doing its thing.
The Morgan Stanley CEO tells CNBC that the president is acting like a total bogan, yeah?
Donald Trump is jealous of the ECB now.
It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.
The wisdom of the markets is something else these days.
The Druck is really not interested in trading on the whims of our moody POTUS.
The first domino is falling on what's left of Trump's economic team.
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.