The wisdom of the markets is something else these days.
The Druck is really not interested in trading on the whims of our moody POTUS.
The first domino is falling on what's left of Trump's economic team.
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.
Kuddles just signed his own pink slip and it did not feel accidental.
No one wants to hold equities today but everyone wants to hold Uber on Thursday, claims Uber.
The Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton of American business news are at it again.
"Free trade is like scurvy," says analogy that proves we are screwed.
Our prayers have been answered, for Kuddles hath returned.
So...just burn your money for warmth in order to survive the coming war with China.
Between naps, the Commerce Secretary manages to pour cold water on China trade optimism and tell furloughed government workers to eat..."cake."
Charging into her own certain political death isn't smart, but it's definitely British.
Kuddles is usually wrong, but he's also usually perfectly wrong.
This is becoming a fun annual tradition.
Somewhere, Gary Cohn is having a rueful laugh.