Wilbur Ross Goes On TV, Says Wilbur Ross Things
It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.
Trade
Markets Soar After Manufactured Crisis Is Narrowly Avoided By Having Already Been Solved Months Ago
The wisdom of the markets is something else these days.
Stanley Druckenmiller Reads Trump's Tweets, Takes Ball, Goes Home
The Druck is really not interested in trading on the whims of our moody POTUS.
Kevin Hassett To Spend More Time Creepily Smiling At His Family
The first domino is falling on what's left of Trump's economic team.
Surprise Mexico Tariffs Claim Least Surprising Victim
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.
Welcome To The Peter Navarro Economy
This is what happens, Larry! See what happens, Larry?! Do you see what happens when you let Navarro talk to the president?
Steve Mnuchin Is Not Your Man
Come on, Wall Street, how many times are you going to let this weasel get your hopes up?
Larry Kudlow Goes On TV To Make It As Clear As Possible That He Doesn't Want To Work In This White House Anymore
Kuddles just signed his own pink slip and it did not feel accidental.
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Dow Drops 600 Points, Uber Announces IPO Will Price At Top, And Our Work Here Is Done
No one wants to hold equities today but everyone wants to hold Uber on Thursday, claims Uber.
Larry Kudlow Told Jim Cramer About The China Trade Deal On Background, And Now We Know This From Watching CNBC
The Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton of American business news are at it again.
Kevin Hassett Uses Medical Theory From 1780s To Attack Economic Theory From 1980s
"Free trade is like scurvy," says analogy that proves we are screwed.
Larry Kudlow Has Been Found Alive, Well And Back On his Bullshit
Our prayers have been answered, for Kuddles hath returned.
Human Counter-Indicator Larry Kudlow Says Trade Talks With China Are Going Great
So...just burn your money for warmth in order to survive the coming war with China.
Wilbur Ross Goes On Live Television To Prove Once Again That Wilbur Ross Should Never Go On Live Television
Between naps, the Commerce Secretary manages to pour cold water on China trade optimism and tell furloughed government workers to eat..."cake."
EU Tells Theresa May That She Has Fully Played Herself On Brexit
Charging into her own certain political death isn't smart, but it's definitely British.
In Best Indication Yet That Trade Progress With China Will Move Slowly, Larry Kudlow Says Trade Progress With China Will Move Quickly
Kuddles is usually wrong, but he's also usually perfectly wrong.
Pete Navarro Is Back In His White House "Time Out" Closet
This is becoming a fun annual tradition.
It's Larry Kudlow's Turn To Lock Pete Navarro In A West Wing Closet
Somewhere, Gary Cohn is having a rueful laugh.
Of Course Steve Mnuchin Is Going To Saudi Arabia
We can think of no better situation for Secretary Mouthbreather than an empty business conference hosted by a totalitarian state pretending that it hasn't murdered anybody.