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If Goldman Sachs Won’t Do Business In Russia, Jamie Dimon Guesses He Can’t, Either
Deutsche Bank, though? Still very much in Moscow.
Dying Industry Pins Hope On Idiots Buying Into An Impossible Trade Deal
Hedge funds are finding Alpha in the fallacy of a US/China trade accord.
Area Stock Market Still Being Gaslit By Controlling Older Boyfriend
Why would Larry Kudlow lie to Mr. Market? He LOVES Mr. Market!
China Tells White House "Nice Stock Market You Got There, Would Be A Shame If You Got Mouthy And Something Were To Happen To It"
The Xi Gang is unsubtly telling Team Trump to play along with Beijing if it wants to keep the markets sanguine on a trade deal.
Peter Navarro Wants To Make It Clear That All Ideas Obviously Coming From Him Should Be Treated As Fake News
Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?
On China Trade Update, Trump Zigs While Mnuchin...Mnuchins
You guys want to see the new "Who's on first?" routine, but about the slow death of the global economy?
Area Man Capitulates, Market Rejoices, Takes It Back, Markets Weep
The White House is considering "an interim trade deal" with China.
Bill Dudley Would Like To Clarify That He Meant Jay Powell Should F Donald Trump With Obvious Subtlety
What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."
Markets Considering Possibility That Escalating Tariffs Between Two Largest Global Economies Are Indeed Bad
Rising costs on goods might be bad for consumers AND manufacturers, muses everyone.
President Trump Totally Had Some Hot Summer Phone Chats This Summer, And No He Can't - Like - "Prove It"
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
Trump Asks Jamie, BriMo And Corbat "WTF Is Happening To My Market, You Guys?"
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
Larry Kudlow Calls CNBC To Let Them Know That Peter Navarro And Donald Trump Are Nutty Little Fruitcakes
But, like, on background [wink wink].
If You're Trying To Pretend To Be Excited About China Trade Deal Rumors Again, Maybe Don't Look At The Yield Curve
Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?
Peter Navarro Will Not Brook Criticism From A Pinko Liberal Rag Like...The Wall Street Journal
Peter Navarro remains gallingly terrible at clapbacks and basic political theory.
Peter Navarro Now Begging The Fed To Do Him A Solid And Make Him Appear Not Totally Objectively Insane
"I'm not a dangerous lunatic hellbent on global economic destruction if interest rates are negative," implies an actual White House 'economist.'
Gary Cohn Tells The BBC That Donald Trump Isn't Not A Racist So Now There Are More Tariffs
The Big Grundle is still not helping.
Trump's Special China Trade Truce Episode Is Actually A Summer Rerun From Sweeps
The "Dumb Goldfish" economy is doing its thing.
Jim Gorman Thinks The White House Needs To Get Stuffed On This Trade War Nonsense, Mate
The Morgan Stanley CEO tells CNBC that the president is acting like a total bogan, yeah?
American President Spends Morning Whining About The Unfair Power Moves Of...Wait For It... Mario Draghi
Donald Trump is jealous of the ECB now.
Wilbur Ross Goes On TV, Says Wilbur Ross Things
It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.
Markets Soar After Manufactured Crisis Is Narrowly Avoided By Having Already Been Solved Months Ago
The wisdom of the markets is something else these days.
Stanley Druckenmiller Reads Trump's Tweets, Takes Ball, Goes Home
The Druck is really not interested in trading on the whims of our moody POTUS.
Kevin Hassett To Spend More Time Creepily Smiling At His Family
The first domino is falling on what's left of Trump's economic team.