White House Seeks To Quell Trade Fears By Putting Three Different Types Of Grating Old White Guys On CNBC
"Kuddley," "Sleepy" and "Crazy" did not perform as well as the White House might have hoped.
Trade Wars, Tariffs, Stocks And The Definition Of 'Winning'
Is this what "winning" looks like?
Wilbur Ross: Come Hell Or Low Stock Market, Trump Will Not Surrender On Trade
Well what about a "dull line"?
Larry Kudlow Stepping Seamlessly Into Gary Cohn's Old Gig Of Pretending Donald Trump Isn't Actually Donald Trump
Kuddles is doing his level best pretending that this is gonna work out.
Rick Santelli Is The Official Spirit Animal Of Trumponomics
So, yeah, we're existentially fucked.
Steve Mnuchin Pretty Sure That He's On Board With Tariffs At The Moment Unless Someone More Popular Tells Him Differently, Or Whatever...Why? What Have You Heard?
The Trump administration is a mean girl sleepover and Steve Mnuchin is the awkward, needy social-climber wearing headgear.
The "Gary Cohn Tariffs Summit" Is A Brilliant Canard
He's not trying to save his job, he's trying to escape.
The Last People To Talk To President Trump Favor The Ex-Im Bank So He Does Too For Now
Trumperica will do tremendous export financing, just tremendous...whatever any of that means.