"Kuddley," "Sleepy" and "Crazy" did not perform as well as the White House might have hoped.
Is this what "winning" looks like?
Well what about a "dull line"?
Kuddles is doing his level best pretending that this is gonna work out.
So, yeah, we're existentially fucked.
The Trump administration is a mean girl sleepover and Steve Mnuchin is the awkward, needy social-climber wearing headgear.
He's not trying to save his job, he's trying to escape.
Trumperica will do tremendous export financing, just tremendous...whatever any of that means.