More Senior Traders Are Taking Their Butter And Going Home* From Goldman Sachs
*"Home" in this case being BlueCrest Capital Management.
SEC Increasingly Aware That Goldman Sachs Traders Are Deeply Desperate To Survive DJ D-Sol's Purge
The blue windbreakers are now making biannual visits to the trading floors of 200 West Street.
Goldman Sachs Dealing With A Third Quarter Hipster Hangover
Over at 200 West Street, the trading Trotskyites are bailing out the WeWork-investing Stalinists [this is a perfect allegory].
Usurper David Solomon Finally Frees Himself Of The True Heir To The Goldman Sachs Throne
Marty Chavez is going back to his New Mexico monastery.
Bonus Watch '19: Hey, Still-Employed Equities Trader, Keeping Your Job Is Your Bonus
You still have a gig trading equities, and you want more? Are traders greedy or something?
Layoff Watch '19: It's Citi's Turn To Cull Its Traders
Everyone else is doing it, so now Michael Corbat is too.
David Solomon's Culling Of Goldman Sachs Traders Reportedly Catches A Major Body
20-year veteran and head of program is thought to be the latest victim of DJ D-Sol and John Waldron's trading floor megadeath.
Morgan Stanley Trader Named Morgan Stanley Escapes Life Of Corny Joke Torment By No Longer Working At Morgan Stanley
We assume he is legally changing his name to Credit Suisse.
ProShares To Castrate Legless Survivor Of Short Vol. Blowup
Market war crimes are still crimes.
Bonus Watch '16: No One Is In This Business For The Money, Right?
Otherwise next week's bonus conversations could get awkward.
Here's the Three Top Traders Under 30
Before the financial crisis, young Wall Street hot shots used to clamor to get named in Trader Monthly’s "Top Traders Under 30." Trader Monthly has been relegated to the dustbin of failed financial publications, but Wall Street Cheat Sheet decided to spend the last 8 months finding the top 3 traders under 30 and anoint them the new BSDs of finance. Their raw talent is compared to that of pro ball players Kobe Bryant, Dwight Howard and LaBron James.