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How Are You Preparing For Today's Opening Bell?
Some ideas on how to brace yourself for the coming carnage.
Goldman Sachs Is Definitely Not Not Staffing Up A Crypto Desk
David Solomon's hipster eden at 200 West Street is coming into clearer focus.
British Bank Will Make Naughty Traders Work In A Glass Box, Because This Is Who We Are Now
Lloyd's Bank acknowledges that its traders are literal animals, will now treat them as such.
Bonus Watch '17: Actually, Citi Couldn't Care Less About Trading Revenues, Thank You Very Much
No Brexits this quarter, unfortunately.
Faced With Dimming Sex Appeal, Goldman Sachs Is Working On Its Personality
Lloyd and co are turning into Blanche Dubois with a balance sheet.
Slumping Goldman Sachs Trading Desk Now Rallying Around The Best Dumb Motto In The History Of Finance
#JustAddButter is the kind of dumb silly shit that we want to see more of from Goldman Sachs.
Markets Finally Take Notice That Donald Trump Is The Leader Of The Free World
Welcome to the party, pals.
Like An Aging Boy Band With A Drug Problem, "Algos" Just Aren't Cute Anymore
The case against "algos" is hard to ignore.
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Wall Street Equally Well Positioned To Exhale, Freak Out
That position happens to be the fetal one.
Exhibit 2,564 That This Election Has Scrambled America’s Brains: Financial Markets Trading On Data From Slate.com
Just after they're done reading Dear Prudie's advice on how to make sure your cat isn't racist.
What Traders Need To Know For The Next Forty-Eight Hours
Dealbreaker's guide to the week ahead a/k/a "The End Times."
Deutsche Bank Seeing Imperfections In Its "An Extra Zero Here And There" Trading Philosophy
What's the German word for "Too many zeroes"?
Is The Avon Lady Getting Catfished?
What if PTG Capital is just a lonely guy living in an Albuquerque trailer park?