The Part Of Goldman Sachs David Solomon Is Getting Rid Of Posts Record Quarter
You won’t need to worry about profits doubling once Marcus is in charge.
Success Hasn’t Salved The Aussie Eeyore Of Wall Street
Global pandemics are what Jim Gorman’s pessimism was made for.
David Shaw Made A Beautiful Hedge Trade On His Kids' Academic Futures
Throwing $1 million every year for a decade at Harvard, Stanford, Yale and Princeton, but giving only half that to Brown and Columbia? That's just solid asset management.
Market Swoon Causes Crippling Algo-Mania In Old Dudes
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Robinhood Is Worth $7.6 Billion Now, And All It Had To Do Was Sell Its Soul
Can you still be the anti-Wall Street app when you've come to epitomize The New Wall Street?
Morgan Stanley’s Still No. 1 In Trading So Could You Stop Harping On How Much Closer To No. 2 It Is Now?
No, James Gorman isn’t any more interested in hearing about how great retail banks are doing, either, thank you.
Selling In May Might Have Made You Go Away Forever
This is why adages suck.
Trump Has Made The Stock Market Insane, Says Literally Jim Cramer
Surely this is the Sell signal of all Sell signals...
Goldman Sachs Is Definitely Not Not Staffing Up A Crypto Desk
David Solomon's hipster eden at 200 West Street is coming into clearer focus.
British Bank Will Make Naughty Traders Work In A Glass Box, Because This Is Who We Are Now
Lloyd's Bank acknowledges that its traders are literal animals, will now treat them as such.
Bonus Watch '17: Actually, Citi Couldn't Care Less About Trading Revenues, Thank You Very Much
No Brexits this quarter, unfortunately.
Faced With Dimming Sex Appeal, Goldman Sachs Is Working On Its Personality
Lloyd and co are turning into Blanche Dubois with a balance sheet.
Slumping Goldman Sachs Trading Desk Now Rallying Around The Best Dumb Motto In The History Of Finance
#JustAddButter is the kind of dumb silly shit that we want to see more of from Goldman Sachs.
Markets Finally Take Notice That Donald Trump Is The Leader Of The Free World
Welcome to the party, pals.
Like An Aging Boy Band With A Drug Problem, "Algos" Just Aren't Cute Anymore
The case against "algos" is hard to ignore.
Larry Kudlow Unmasks Himself As The Maladroit Machiavelli Of 2016
Was it all just a game?
Wall Street Equally Well Positioned To Exhale, Freak Out
That position happens to be the fetal one.
Exhibit 2,564 That This Election Has Scrambled America’s Brains: Financial Markets Trading On Data From Slate.com
Just after they're done reading Dear Prudie's advice on how to make sure your cat isn't racist.