You won’t need to worry about profits doubling once Marcus is in charge.
Global pandemics are what Jim Gorman’s pessimism was made for.
Throwing $1 million every year for a decade at Harvard, Stanford, Yale and Princeton, but giving only half that to Brown and Columbia? That's just solid asset management.
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Can you still be the anti-Wall Street app when you've come to epitomize The New Wall Street?
No, James Gorman isn’t any more interested in hearing about how great retail banks are doing, either, thank you.
This is why adages suck.
Surely this is the Sell signal of all Sell signals...
David Solomon's hipster eden at 200 West Street is coming into clearer focus.
Lloyd's Bank acknowledges that its traders are literal animals, will now treat them as such.
No Brexits this quarter, unfortunately.
Lloyd and co are turning into Blanche Dubois with a balance sheet.
#JustAddButter is the kind of dumb silly shit that we want to see more of from Goldman Sachs.
Welcome to the party, pals.
The case against "algos" is hard to ignore.
Was it all just a game?
That position happens to be the fetal one.
Just after they're done reading Dear Prudie's advice on how to make sure your cat isn't racist.