Xi Jinping is extremely busy these days.
Since all that work will be moot soon enough, once they cease to be.
No lame-o’s allowed in the cool kids SPAC club.
How many it has, and how much it will cost, remains unclear.
Then again, he says a lot of things.
It doesn’t stop the money laundering, of course, but that’s not really the goal, is it?
Maybe not, but it’s Monday so we’re feeling optimistic.
Don’t expect Monica Crowley’s screen time to decline just because she’s working for the government now.
The Democrats running The House is already put a real crimp in Mnooks' DGAF civil servant style.
Well, this is a fun twist.
This feels like a safe moment for the global economy.
If Stevie Mnooks isn't going to Davos, can he answer some questions about what the hell is going on behind those blank, gormless eyes?
No worries, the guy who couldn't hack it as a legacy hire at Goldman Sachs is sure the thing he doesn't really understand is not a problem.
The Treasury Secretary looks at future GDP growth, sees a Lisa Frank poster.
Mnooks is really getting the hang of this gig.
Oh, nothing. Just sycophants being sycophants.
This is a mean joke about Steve Mnuchin's appearance, but it's also a meaner joke about his intelligence.
This double act is losing its charmless charms.
His responses are even pissier and lame than we dreamed them to be...
The Trump administration is a mean girl sleepover and Steve Mnuchin is the awkward, needy social-climber wearing headgear.