It's time for a new buzz phrase.
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
Make bond trading great again, and again, and again.
In which George Soros gets a lesson from his old protege in a little thing called reflexivity.
A fund that sees global calamity everywhere somehow failed to cash in on Trump election.
Profits aren't going to take themselves.
Black magic, sugar high, partying on the Titanic...
Market bang to be followed by whimper…then a cigarette and a nap.