But only if the job includes overseeing the president’s diet, exercise routine.
Hostess saw the billionaire trinity health care announcement and thought "Let's do the total opposite."
HERE COMES THE TWINKIES (HOSTESS) IPO.
Now that the Apollo and Metropolous & Co. have officially bought the Twinkie—in an auction that drew precisely one bid, theirs—the private equity firms have figured out how to turn around a company that other private equity firms couldn't/ran into the ground. First, they're not going to rehire everyone. Second, they're going to outsource distribution. Lastly, and most importantly, they're going to hire Zach Galifianakis or Will Ferrell.
So it looks like Apollo Global Management and Metropolous & Co. will be bringing back the Twinkie. And they're willing to pay almost as much for that right as Hostess said it was worth—all of it—when it filed for bankruptcy.
Apparently Twinkie-lovers worldwide are clamoring for a piece of this.