Because, bravo, you guys seemed to be able to do it.
The heavyweight parlay of petulance is at last upon us.
Cue up “Pomp and Circumstance” on YouTube and settle in for some radical truth.
X Æ A-12 Musk will apparently grow up in a SpaceX vessel circling Mars.
Paul Singer’s bloodlust is temporarily sated by a $2 billion buyback.
Uncle Lloyd falls prey to the old billionaire curse of forgetting to not engage with Elizabeth Warren.
Lloyd Blankfein seems lonely, you guys.
He probably -- if he's honest -- has the most FUD that anyone has ever had, and his FUD is the most beautiful.
Come on, Neel Kashkari, you're supposed to be the hip one.
American monetary policy is the best soap opera we have.
Daddy DotCom’s at it again.
Surely this is the Sell signal of all Sell signals...
Never tweet, even if it's your literal job.
The Tesla board can only help someone if he wants to help himself.
J-Gundz didn't quit Twitter so much as he quit on "us."
Why are we still doing this dance with Big Cliffy when he's the only honest hedgie online?
The primary mechanism through which capital flows in our economy just needs a little time-out, you guys, says a man who quotes Wells Fargo on purpose.
Call us crazy, but is he hedging?