Tom Hill Is Suddenly The Ryan Seacrest Of The Quant Scene
The slickest senior in finance is adding another gig to his full schedule of cooling up the nerds.
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Two Sigma Rubbing Tom Hill's Shiny Hair In Hopes To Gain Whatever Magic Might Be Left
Steve Schwarzman's hedge fund guru is spending his retirement hanging with the quant nerds.
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Jim Simons’ Second-Rate Ideas Will Have To Do
They’re better than anyone else’s best ideas, so, you know.
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Robots Seizing All Hedge Fund Inflows In Dry Run For World Domination
Principles preserve primacy.