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Uber's $100 Billion IPO Is The Final Symptom Of A Very Dumb And Very Fatal Disease
The hubris of everyone's least-favorite ridesharing company is outmatched only by its pile of burning cash.
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Lyft Calls Out Morgan Stanley For Being A Shady Bitch On Behalf Of Uber And The Markets Are Like "GIRRRRRL!"
The modern IPO landscape is not dumb at all.
Lyft Stock Opens Trading At You Are All Insane Dollars Per Share
Unless the second-biggest ridesharing app just doubled revenue or halved its spending in the last three days, this feels like a bit of a premium.
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Senior Executive That Was Too Toxic For Travis Kalanick's Uber Finds A New Home At A Hedge Fund
Emil Michael has finally figured out where he'll be tolerated.
Uber Relies On CEO So Much That Even The CEO Of Uber Is Troubled By It
You guys really need to step up your game
Why Will No One Take Warren Buffett’s Gosh-Darned Money?
Uber has at last found a fundraising it can do without.
JPMorgan Poaches Carnegie Mellon's Top AI Professor In Clearest Sign Yet That Jamie Dimon Will Transfer His Brain To The Cloud And Become Immortal
Now we know what Jay-Dimez and Travis Kalanick were talking about in that photo.
Uber Cures Mark Zuckerberg's Case Of "The Mondays" By Literally Killing Someone
Not a great day to be a tech giant.
Reputed Tech Visionary To Become Actual Billionaire
Travis Kalanick is cashing in on life by cashing out on Uber.
Fidelity Subtly Hedging On Uber By Very Publicly Investing In Uber's Hated Archenemy
Someone is smirking under their pink mustache.
Uber Doesn't Need To Go Public To Face Stock-Drop Lawsuits
Uber's latest challenge comes in the form of angry firemen.
Dara Khosrowshahi Has Already Succeeded As Uber CEO
Three simple letters and the man is immortal.
In Sign That His Tenure Will Be Painful And Short, Uber's New CEO Thinks He Can Befriend Travis Kalanick
Dara Khosrowshahi seems great, but no one plays nice with El Travis.
Every Uber Solution Creates New Problems
Showering unhappy drivers with shares only sounds like the perfect fix.
After 13 Years Of Doing Jamie Dimon's Dirty Work, Matt Zames Could Save Uber In His Sleep
Upon reflection, there might only be one choice to clean up Kalanick's mess.
Travis Kalanick Is No Longer The CEO Of Uber Because He Owed Way Too Many People Too Much Money
You heard it here first: Travis' replacement should come from Wall Street, not Sand Hill Road.
Private Equity Titan Spoils Uber's Moment Of Wokeness
Probably best not to give David Bonderman the mic.
Travis Kalanick To Take Unspecified Amount Of Time Thinking Things Over In Lactation Rooms Outside Uber HQ
Finally, a good decision from Travis K.
Arianna Huffington's Latest Defense Of Uber Is Bad For Arianna Huffington And Uber
Thanks for the "help" Arianna...
A Lot Of People Holding Boxes And Hailing Lyfts Outside Uber HQ Today
Uber is sharpening the guillotine in advance of the Holder Report release.
Uber Delays Disclosing Results Of Workplace Culture Investigation Until A Moment When No One Is Paying Attention
Is anything happening Thursday afternoon?
Travis Kalanick Should Get Himself His Own Ruth Porat
There should be literally one actionable item on Travis' desk right now.