UBS

James von Moltke cannot believe that the press has the balls to say that anyone wants to merge with Deutsche Bank.

Sure, she’s escaping from Barclays, but still.

Sounds like a few dozen people are coming around to the idea that UBS sucks.

It just can’t stop getting slammed by perfect storms.

UBS Merger gets some steam; Fannie Mae sees an exit; Planet Fitness patrons get nude and more!

Either the stock lending industry is truly a morass of collusion or some lawyers had too much time on their hands.

To us, Fabiana Abdel-Malek, you are perfect.

The Justice Department wants to have a little chat with some banks about when-issued securities.

Zut allors! Quelle catastophe!

If you kick him out of the country, the next billion-dollar unauthorized trading scandal is on your head.

UBS is having an identity crisis.

UBS trading floor is a ghost town; Wall Street corners the blockchain market; horrors from the deep; and more.

Ain't no party like a unregulated bank party, cuz an unregulated bank party might never EVER stop.

See if you can guess why...

Eh?

...to the big banks, who are trying their own hands at the ole digital currency game.

Literally!

So uncool.