UBS
Deutsche Bank CFO Incredulous That People Actually Believe The Merger Rumors Swirling Around His Tire Fire Of A Bank
James von Moltke cannot believe that the press has the balls to say that anyone wants to merge with Deutsche Bank.
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Layoffs Watch '18: UBS Wealth Managers Getting Cheaper By The Dozens
Sounds like a few dozen people are coming around to the idea that UBS sucks.
Opening Bell 7.24.18
UBS Merger gets some steam; Fannie Mae sees an exit; Planet Fitness patrons get nude and more!
Pensions Accuse Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs Et Al Of Being Just A Little Too Tight With Each Other
Either the stock lending industry is truly a morass of collusion or some lawyers had too much time on their hands.
Former UBS Compliance Officer Hit With Insider Trading Charges Because Sometimes These Just Write Themselves
To us, Fabiana Abdel-Malek, you are perfect.
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If There’s An Opaque Trade That Banks Control, They’re Probably Gonna Manipulate It
The Justice Department wants to have a little chat with some banks about when-issued securities.
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UBS: ‘President Marine Le Pen’ Worse Than The Sack Of Rome, Thirty Years’ War And Brexit Combined
Zut allors! Quelle catastophe!
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Without Kweku Adoboli, Who Will Tell British Would-Be Rogue Traders That It’s Not Their Fault?
If you kick him out of the country, the next billion-dollar unauthorized trading scandal is on your head.
Not Being Able To Swiss Bank Anymore A Real Drag On Big Swiss Bank
UBS is having an identity crisis.
Opening Bell: 12.21.16
UBS trading floor is a ghost town; Wall Street corners the blockchain market; horrors from the deep; and more.
Citi, BofA, Wells Positioning Themselves For Post-Risk Trumperica
Ain't no party like a unregulated bank party, cuz an unregulated bank party might never EVER stop.
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UBS CEO Tells His London-Based Employees To Get Their Tea And Crumpets In While They Still Can
See if you can guess why...
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The Bitcoin Bros Have Lost
...to the big banks, who are trying their own hands at the ole digital currency game.
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Things Are Going To Suck For A While: UBS Investment Banking Chief, Basically
Or continue sucking, as it were.
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Merrill Lynch Whistleblowers Who Sold Clients Notes That Lost 95% And Then Moved To UBS Took Out Some Insurance First (Recorded Incriminating Calls With A Superior)
Consider taking a page from Mark Manion and Glen Rinwall's playbook.
UBS Magnanimously Grants Employees Two Hours Of Personal Time Each Week
You'll have to work an extra two hours to justify the time but never mind you that.
Layoffs Watch '16: UBS Freeing Up Some Space In Its Investment Bank
By axing a bunch of employees.