Sergio Ermotti barely notices the I-bank’s losses anymore, which is the point of them, right?
And uncover whether its PIs thought Iqbal Khan’s kids were Credit Suisse employees about to jump ship.
Sergio Ermotti send his apologies to the 18,000 people without jobs today as a result.
Sergio Ermotti is telling HR to "Go Aztec."
We were under the assumption that you were supposed to reward yourself for serving special interests in Congress...not punish yourself.
CEO Sergio Ermotti warns everyone that European banks might report numbers troublingly close to his bank's normal ones.
The Swiss lender is pretty sure all that time spent complaining about gender equity could be spent parenting that baby who ruined your career.
Maybe €4.5 billion in fines and such will finally teach those Alpine asset-hiders a thing or two?
James von Moltke cannot believe that the press has the balls to say that anyone wants to merge with Deutsche Bank.
Sounds like a few dozen people are coming around to the idea that UBS sucks.
Either the stock lending industry is truly a morass of collusion or some lawyers had too much time on their hands.
To us, Fabiana Abdel-Malek, you are perfect.
The Justice Department wants to have a little chat with some banks about when-issued securities.
Zut allors! Quelle catastophe!
If you kick him out of the country, the next billion-dollar unauthorized trading scandal is on your head.
UBS is having an identity crisis.
Ain't no party like a unregulated bank party, cuz an unregulated bank party might never EVER stop.