James von Moltke cannot believe that the press has the balls to say that anyone wants to merge with Deutsche Bank.
Sounds like a few dozen people are coming around to the idea that UBS sucks.
Either the stock lending industry is truly a morass of collusion or some lawyers had too much time on their hands.
To us, Fabiana Abdel-Malek, you are perfect.
The Justice Department wants to have a little chat with some banks about when-issued securities.
Zut allors! Quelle catastophe!
If you kick him out of the country, the next billion-dollar unauthorized trading scandal is on your head.
UBS is having an identity crisis.
Ain't no party like a unregulated bank party, cuz an unregulated bank party might never EVER stop.
That's gonna leave a mark.
Or continue sucking, as it were.
Consider taking a page from Mark Manion and Glen Rinwall's playbook.
You'll have to work an extra two hours to justify the time but never mind you that.
By axing a bunch of employees.