The president is looking to hurt Kuddle's BFF, King Dollar.
The Executioner of Regulation still knows how to spit hot fire.
David Rubenstein is cowering before a 'roided-out US dollar.
Who's in charge of this here currency, anyway?
Here's the latest impressively awful bit of data to emerge from the economic wasteland at the heart of the world's economic slag-heap, Europe: Employment in the eurozone has dropped to a seven-year low.