With some bonus advice for President Trump!
In fairness he did get a sweet apartment out of it.
Just look at all the good Michael Pearson's consulting has done for it!
Not even a $4 billion hole in his pocket can make the Pershing Square chief miss his second Sohn conference in a row.
How much would you pay to avoid 12 hours of depositions?
Three billion dollars is a small price to pay for true love.
You can't keep an Ack Man down!
The Ack Man ain't hating on The New Year... yet.
Valeant really Herbalife'd old Billy.
How do you put a price on failure?
The Ack-Man and the troubled burrito chain are finally settling for each other.
Pry your eyes from the polls for a moment and stew in some Ackman schadenfreude.
Fun with pharma stocks and irony!
Pershing Square's "Valeant analyst" is gonna take off now.
Healing is a process, you guys.
There's simply no other way to explain what's happening there.
How'd you like another downgrade?
The Pershing Square manager is cool as a cucumber despite the whole 'huge losses' thing.
Well, maybe not "weird," but certainly painful and right to the jugular.