Saudi Aramco **Is** Worth $2 Trillion (In Saudi Arabia)
Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.
Masa Son's Masterwork Is A PowerPoint Presentation About WeWork That Will One Day Hang In The Louvre
One solitary slide in the WeWork autopsy report to SoftBank investors is a true encapsulation of the artist's soul.
Uber's Quarterly Results Likely Causing Masa Son To Experience A Confusing Tumescence
Public company valued at $53 narrows quarterly losses to just over $1 billion...and, yes, those words are "narrows" and "quarterly"
SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
Uber Showing Growth By Lying About Itself For Smarter Reasons
When your IPO range is this absurd, even the bottom is an over-deliver.
Pinterest IPO Surges On Realistic Pricing And Everyone Forgetting That It Was Happening
If you're looking to go public without much fanfare, it's never a bad idea to start trading on a day on which everyone is reading about the president telling aides "I'm f@cked."
Hedge Fund Banks On Millennial Ignorance And Newfound Nicotine Addiction
Nicotine always finds a way
Prime Brokers Add Valuation-Fluffing To Menu Of Services
Also, did you hear what we’re doing for this Fortune 500 company?