If you’ve got something tech-looking, file for an IPO immediately.
Seeing a hypothetical $40 billion go up in allegorical smoke is having an impact on the greatest living performance artist in finance.
SoftBank is ready to fix WeWork because co-dependent relationships are toxic.
This is escalating quickly.
Masayoshi Son, you glorious sumbitch.
The de Kooning of money is about to create his masterpiece.
If only he'd overpromised, underdelivered, burned cash, acted like a maniac and then apologized...Apple would worth at least $10 trillion.
"$25 billion?...You're gonna stick with that?" - The Market
How do you put a price on failure?
Today in Silicon Valley schadenfreude.
WeWork is worth a sh*t ton of money, but that means very little to NYC's tech scene.
Evan Spiegel are looking to trade dick pics for ad impressions, but they only seem to know how they WON'T be doing it.
Numbers are fun. Crazy numbers are even funner.
It's a Silicon Valley miracle...or valuation stunt. We cant' tell anymore.