Venezuela's Coke-Dealin' VP Celebrates Launch Of Cryptocurrency, Says 'Watch Out' World!
Well, this was inevitable.
Call it what you want, but don’t wait by the mailbox for those coupon payments.
Sounds like fun to us if we're honest.
Like, be cool, bondholders. Seriously.
You're all just playing into Venezuela's batshit scheme.
You can't blame 'em for trying, right?
Nicolas Maduro knows how to make it hurt real good.
Another object lesson in how even Goldman can't always look the other way.
Lloyd Blankfein & co. add some moral hazard to their amoral bond deal.
Propping up a repressive and internationally blacklisted regime can probably be filed under "bad look."
What fun is bond buying you can't profit off the odd South American strongman?