Adam Neumann Is Going To Need A New Workspace
Masa Son controls the WeWork board, and the guy who founded the company is about to see what that means.
Venture Capital
Robinhood Is Worth $7.6 Billion Now, And All It Had To Do Was Sell Its Soul
Can you still be the anti-Wall Street app when you've come to epitomize The New Wall Street?
Aaron Rodgers’ VC Fund Doesn’t Have Much Money, But It Does Have Aaron Rodgers
And Danica Patrick and Sam Darnold and a professional skateboarder. Interested yet?
World's Greatest Living Financial Performance Artist Unveils New Work: Losing $130 Million By Buying Bitcoin At The Top
Masayoshi Son remains the de Kooning of money.
WeWork Changes Name In Obvious Attempt To Confuse SoftBank Into Giving It More Money
With the spigot from Masa Son turning off slowly, WeWork's self-adoration takes a dark turn.
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Kleiner Perkins Spinning Off Profitable Part
Who wants to invest in their next fund? Anyone? Just raise your checkbooks, please? Please?
And Now, Ashton Kutcher Talks About Scooters And Disruption
We've missed you, hilarious Silicon Valley self-owns.
Clinton Son-In-Law Running Out Of Financial Industries To Try
Marc Mezvinsky is a stay-at-home dad again.
Opening Bell 6.18.18
Goldman moonlighters; Volkswagen arrests; Disney downgrades; Fast fire responses and more!
Silicon Valley Venture Capitalist Spends 10 Minutes On Live Television Reinforcing Every Negative Stereotype About Silicon Valley Venture Capitalists
CNBC needs to have Tim Draper on every day.
Steve Cohen Dips His Toe In The Credit Card Business, Giggles That No One Is Stopping Him
"A digital temporary credit cards platform backed by Steve Cohen" is a real thing that actually exists now.
Steve Cohen Gets Kick From Scaring The Hell Out Of Cash-Strapped Entrepreneurs
Then he becomes their friends, though, so it’s OK.
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Michael Jordan Finds A More Socially Acceptable Way To Blow Millions Of Dollars
Gambling is fine as long as you do it on startups.
Travis Kalanick Is No Longer The CEO Of Uber Because He Owed Way Too Many People Too Much Money
You heard it here first: Travis' replacement should come from Wall Street, not Sand Hill Road.
Steve Cohen Is Poaching Talent From The CIA To Set Up Silicon Valley VC Fund, So Satire Is Officially Dead
That feeling when reality is just "2017 Finance Mad Libs" come alive.
One Year Later, Dumb Silicon Valley Juice Startup Turns Out To Be Even Dumber
In which we learn that Juicero is still somehow something that exists.
Jay-Z About To Take Over Silicon Valley With Launch Of "Hey Nerds I'm Married To Beyoncé Venture Partners"
No, J-Hova would LOVE to hear more about your messaging app that's still in beta.
Peter Thiel Will Stay On Facebook Board Because Mark Zuckerberg Is The Honey Badger Of Tech
The Zucker Badger don't give a F...acebook.
19 Year-Old Venture Capitalist Cautions Would-Be Entrepreneurs Against Being All Talk
Listen up and maybe y'all can learn something.
Uber Pulls Down $3.5B In Saudi Investment Because Some Things Are Inevitable
Wow!...Well, wow-ish.