Verizon Taking Its Final Huge Bath On Marissa Mayer's Yahoo Legacy
Tumblr is being sold for $20 million only six years after Double-M bought it for $1.1 billion.
Marissa Mayer's Yahoo Watch Has Finally Ended...And It Was Terrible
Oh, Evita Breadsticks, we'll will miss you most of all...
Yahoo Stockholders Finally Vote To End The Misery Of Holding Yahoo Stock
Fare thee well, Purple Kingdom, the stench of your failure will keep you alive in our hearts.
Combined AOL/Yahoo Entity Tacitly Admits That It Might Be Pretty Sh!tty
Newly-minted "Oath:" wants you to know that things are coming from its colon.
Marissa Mayer Getting $23 Million For Running Yahoo Into The Ground
But does her golden parachute include an exciting new gig at Verizon?
Yahoo Will Not Pay Marissa Mayer Her Bonus After Recognizing The Absurdity Of Paying Marissa Mayer A Bonus
Allowing Marissa to "claw back" her own bonus is the kind of PR clusterfuck that makes Wells Fargo giggle.
Verizon Finally Gets Around To Telling Yahoo That It Ain't All That
If this relationship is gonna work out, there are going to be a quarter of a billion fewer dollars at stake.
Marissa Mayer Coins Awesome New Word To Rename The Detritus Of Her Folly
Is Altaba an Esperanto word for "The Blonde Lady Hurt Me"?
Verizon Gazes At A Sleeping Yahoo, Doesn't Know What To Think Anymore
TFW you can longer pretend bae isn't crazy as fuck.
Verizon Ready To Admit That It Agreed To Marry Yahoo Without Seeing A Credit Score
This engagement was never gonna work out, you guys.
AT&T Looking To Buy Time Warner, Troll Verizon Real Hard
The merger is mega, but the cruelty is deep.
Yahoo Decides To Quietly Whisper Its Q3 Results And Then Run Away
Well ain't this some bullshit?
Verizon Ready To Admit That It Got Totally Catfished By Yahoo
This was not what Verizon fell in love with over the phone.
Yahoo Hack Blows Back On Marissa Mayer In Most Marissa Mayer Way Imaginable
Oh, Marissa, you've outdone yourself.
Verizon Executives Pretty Pissed That Yahoo Failed To Disclose It Is Not So Much A Mess As It Is A Pile Of Hot Garbage
Really, Verizon, you're shocked Yahoo might not be in great shape? Really?
Marissa Mayer Forced To Admit That She Let Your Mom's Email Account Get Hacked
Just when you thought Marissa couldn't f@ck up any worse.
Hey Look, It's Tim Armstrong's Turn To F@^* Up Yahoo!
Marissa Mayer finally finds herself on the right side of schadenfreude.
Marissa Mayer Is The Only Person Who Thinks Marissa Mayer Is Staying On At Yahoo
She could stay on post-merger, but the Gods of Logic would weep.
Reports: Marissa Mayer Thisclose To Getting Verizon To Pay $5B For What's Left Of Yahoo
She might just pull a half-dead rabbit out of a badly-damaged hat after all, you guys.