Steve Mnuchin Is Not Your Man
Come on, Wall Street, how many times are you going to let this weasel get your hopes up?
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Former Cantor Fitzgerald Broker Now Free To Tell Jurors About That One Time A Co-Worker Took A Dump In Her Coffee Mug
Arbitration will not protect Cantor's New Jersey office from being synonymous with mean-spirited office kitchen scat play.
Two Sigma Rubbing Tom Hill's Shiny Hair In Hopes To Gain Whatever Magic Might Be Left
Steve Schwarzman's hedge fund guru is spending his retirement hanging with the quant nerds.
New Study Concludes That White Dudes Might Run Wall Street
And even more shocking, finance might not be a true meritocracy.
New Study Shows That You Are Probably High On Drugs At Your Desk Right Now
We thought it was just us.
Bloomberg Report Reveals That The #MeToo Movement Has Created A Cooties Pandemic For Wall Street Men
Months of self-examination have led men in finance to the mature realization that talking to girls is dumb.
Courts To M&A Bankers "Everbody Gets Laid!"
AT&T cleared to buy Time Warner and antitrust is dead.
Like Many Women Before Her "Fearless Girl" Is Sticking Around, But In A Different Part Of Wall Street...And In A Less-Defined Role
Everyone's favorite statue is getting a taste of what life is like for many outspoken women on Wall Street.
Spotify Is Truly The First Millennial IPO
It's like public and worth billions, or whatever. Who cares?
Look Out Below: Investors Grow Giddier Than Fed Economists
Jay Powell to traders: "You hella thirsty."
Sick Of Waiting For One, Elizabeth Warren Is Actively Looking For Wall Street's Big #MeToo Moment
Be careful what you wish for, Senator(s).
Steve Schwarzman Should Really Avoid Talking About "The Real World"
TFW you are the platonic ideal of the sheltered wealthy elite.
WSJ Editor Does "The Backwards Matt Levine," Joins Lazard As An MD
A conflicted congratulations to Dennis Berman.
Attendees At Crypto Conference Held In Strip Club Use The Old "We Like Boobs" Defense
So much Ethereum, so little sense.
Bonus Watch '18: You Are All Deutsche Bankers Now
How's a $0 bonus sound? Does zero money work for you this year?
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Stock Market Now Just Pounding IBM Through Force Of Habit
When you lose money for half a decade, people take a while to come around to acknowledging your success.
Former Politician Fired For Befouling Beloved Wall Street Institution With Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct
Morgan Stanley has the vapors after firing Harold Ford Jr.
Fidelity Subtly Hedging On Uber By Very Publicly Investing In Uber's Hated Archenemy
Someone is smirking under their pink mustache.