Yeah, we don't understand what the hell she's doing either.
Your timing is perfect, Guatemala.
A lot of babies will be born at Lenox Hill in about 10 months bearing the middle name "D-Sol."
Seriously, let's use this quasi-legitimate platform to find someone who has done business with the most hated man in America today.
Listen, investors aren't proud about they would do to cop a rate cut in June, but they're on their knees and everything is on the table
Can one properly pre-gauge the sucking bafflement in a $1 billion loss on $4 billion in revenue?
Come on, Wall Street, how many times are you going to let this weasel get your hopes up?
Arbitration will not protect Cantor's New Jersey office from being synonymous with mean-spirited office kitchen scat play.
Steve Schwarzman's hedge fund guru is spending his retirement hanging with the quant nerds.
And even more shocking, finance might not be a true meritocracy.
We thought it was just us.
Months of self-examination have led men in finance to the mature realization that talking to girls is dumb.
Everyone's favorite statue is getting a taste of what life is like for many outspoken women on Wall Street.
It's like public and worth billions, or whatever. Who cares?
Jay Powell to traders: "You hella thirsty."
Be careful what you wish for, Senator(s).