Warren Buffett Distracts Attention From Boring Year By Complaining About Things He Doesn’t Like
He really is 89 years old.
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Buffett Mentee Has Learned To Go Small, But Has She Learned To Write A Randy Metaphor?
Tracy Britt Cool will no longer be workshopping Uncle Warren’s blue material.
Neri Oxman Sends Her Trophy Husband To Bail Out A Slumping Warren Buffett
Welcome to the Ackmanaissance, Uncle Warren.
Kraft Writes Off Another 1% Of Warren Buffett’s Cash Pile
Not literally, of course, but it’s a pleasing mathematical coincidence to all but Berkshire shareholders.
Call The Close: Yuan-a Guess How Bad It's Gonna Get?
You know things are bad when we start punning.
Carl Icahn Wants You! (To Fill Out All Sorts Of Paperwork To Get Revenge On The CEO Who Gave His Money To Warren Buffett)
What’s an intrusive and cumbersome questionnaire between angry Occidental shareholders?
‘Kidney Stones Postponing Charity Lunch Meeting’ The Latest Cryptocurrency Downside Risk
Alleged kidney stones, it unfortunately has to be said.
Cryptocurrency Entrepreneur Somehow Still Has $4.5 Million
And he’s going to spend it to waste Warren Buffett’s time.
Long-Term Indices Very Short Two Significant Long-Term Stocks
Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos have been weighed in their scales and found wanting.
Warren Buffett Would Appreciate It If You Just Raised His Taxes And Cooled It With All The Socialism
And don’t talk to him about socially-responsible investing, either.
Warren Buffett Should Be A 400-Pound Diabetic, But Isn’t
He’s stopped driving at night, but you’ll pry his five Cherry Cokes a day from his cold, dead hands.
All Bill Ackman Had To Do To Stop Losing Money Was Read A 50-Year-Old Letter From Warren Buffett
Pershing Square investors past and present may wonder what took him so long, but he got there, and that’s the important lesson of his spiritual journey.
In Search For New CEO, Wells Fargo Reports A "Bless This Mess" Quarter
The Stagecoach is offering its next leader a real fixer-upper opportunity.
Warren Buffett Has No Idea What His Revolutionary Healthcare Initiative Is Doing
But he’s sure it’ll all work out in the end, or something.
Warren Buffett: Mistakes Were Made
You know, in case you were under a different impression after a $15 billion write-down and 27.5% stock swoon.
Buy $10,000 Worth Of Kraft Products, Get Free Ticket To Buffettstock
Warren’s got to get creative to save this thing.
Charlie Munger’s One Stupid Trick For A Long And Happy Life
There’s more to it than getting in early on Berkshire Hathaway, apparently.
Someone Other Than Warren Buffett Sold Some Of Berkshire Apple Shares To Someone Other Than Warren Buffett
Who in the town of Omaha has lost iFaith?
Steve Cohen: Thanks For the $5 Billion, Apologies For What I’m Gonna Do With It
As it turns out, now was perhaps not the best time to get back into hedge funds.
Warren Buffett Boldly Moves To Take Leadership Of The Draft Dimon Movement
35 million JPM shares? We get it, Mr. Oracle, and we're glad to have you aboard.
Warren Buffett Willing To Be Dragged Into 21st Century As Long As He Doesn’t Have To Hear About It
$600 million is a small price to pay to not have to learn what fintech is.
Warren Buffett’s Folksy Sex-Joke Writing Hideaway Sold
It’s unclear if the house’s history had anything to do with the steep discount needed to sell it.