Warren Buffett
The Or-Ackman Of 11th Avenue Accepting Charity Lunch Offers
The torch has been passed to a new generation, and at a steep discount.
Warren Buffett Wants Trump To Lose, Just, Like, Not Before He Settles This Little Sanctions Violation Thing
It’s clock-striking-midnight dealmaking time at the Justice Department.
Flashy Global Law Firm Accused Of Bilking Trusting Nebraska Senior Citizen
Warren Buffett’s got a bone to pick with Jones Day.
Brace Yourself For Buffettcoins
Berkshire Hathaway’s brain trust has said a lot of terrible things about cryptocurrencies and gold, and they just invested half a billion dollars in gold.
Warren Buffett Couldn’t Cut It At A Hedge Fund, Says Guy Whose Returns Are Roughly Half Of Berkshire’s
Not that he’d want to anyway, of course.
Warren Buffett: Something Will Save The U.S. Economy, But It Won’t Be Him
In fact, it’s going to take some magic and a miracle. And probably a decade or two.
What’s Warren Buffett Up To? Bill Ackman Has An Educated Guess
And an enormous amount of time to talk to reporters.
Warren Buffett Distracts Attention From Boring Year By Complaining About Things He Doesn’t Like
He really is 89 years old.
Buffett Mentee Has Learned To Go Small, But Has She Learned To Write A Randy Metaphor?
Tracy Britt Cool will no longer be workshopping Uncle Warren’s blue material.
Neri Oxman Sends Her Trophy Husband To Bail Out A Slumping Warren Buffett
Welcome to the Ackmanaissance, Uncle Warren.
Kraft Writes Off Another 1% Of Warren Buffett’s Cash Pile
Not literally, of course, but it’s a pleasing mathematical coincidence to all but Berkshire shareholders.
Call The Close: Yuan-a Guess How Bad It's Gonna Get?
You know things are bad when we start punning.
Carl Icahn Wants You! (To Fill Out All Sorts Of Paperwork To Get Revenge On The CEO Who Gave His Money To Warren Buffett)
What’s an intrusive and cumbersome questionnaire between angry Occidental shareholders?
‘Kidney Stones Postponing Charity Lunch Meeting’ The Latest Cryptocurrency Downside Risk
Alleged kidney stones, it unfortunately has to be said.
Cryptocurrency Entrepreneur Somehow Still Has $4.5 Million
And he’s going to spend it to waste Warren Buffett’s time.
Long-Term Indices Very Short Two Significant Long-Term Stocks
Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos have been weighed in their scales and found wanting.
Warren Buffett Would Appreciate It If You Just Raised His Taxes And Cooled It With All The Socialism
And don’t talk to him about socially-responsible investing, either.
Warren Buffett Should Be A 400-Pound Diabetic, But Isn’t
He’s stopped driving at night, but you’ll pry his five Cherry Cokes a day from his cold, dead hands.
All Bill Ackman Had To Do To Stop Losing Money Was Read A 50-Year-Old Letter From Warren Buffett
Pershing Square investors past and present may wonder what took him so long, but he got there, and that’s the important lesson of his spiritual journey.
In Search For New CEO, Wells Fargo Reports A "Bless This Mess" Quarter
The Stagecoach is offering its next leader a real fixer-upper opportunity.
Warren Buffett Has No Idea What His Revolutionary Healthcare Initiative Is Doing
But he’s sure it’ll all work out in the end, or something.