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Jamie Dimon Will Conquer Wealth Management Instead Of The White House
He’s got to do something for the next four years.
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Ken Fisher Reminds Investing Conference That The Only Thing He Hates More Than Annuities Is Ladies Knowing What's In His Pants
According to one attendee of the Tiburon CEO Conference, yesterday's fireside chat with Ken revealed the wisdom of not showing your dick to a counter-party and the immorality of charities.
Financial Advisors vs Robo Advisors – Battle of The Useless
TL;DR: One is an idiot and one is for idiots.
UBS Wealth Managers Can Hire One New Person, But Only After They Sacrifice Five Of Their Own To The Gods Of Swiss Banking
Sergio Ermotti is telling HR to "Go Aztec."
Layoffs Watch '18: UBS Wealth Managers Getting Cheaper By The Dozens
Sounds like a few dozen people are coming around to the idea that UBS sucks.
Bill Ackman Needs To Talk To A CFA
Taking personal money from a thriving real estate investment to buy back stock in your own struggling hedge fund is not textbook personal finance.
Steven Mnuchin Nobly Divesting Stocks After Pocketing $10 Million On Trump Rally
Big post-election bonus for Trump's Treasury secretary pick.
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Morgan Stanley Willing To Help Its Wealthiest/Possibly Dumbest Clients Get In Now On Uber
James Gorman and the gang will get you private shares in Uber, but don't you dare ask any GD questions!
Wealth Management Not Quite The Low-Volatility Sure-Thing UBS Was Counting On
Even though they had a plan and everything! Son of a!
Bloomberg: Millennials Are So Bad With Money That They Are Ruining The Stock Market
Unless "YOLO" is a ticker symbol, we're all doomed.