According to one attendee of the Tiburon CEO Conference, yesterday's fireside chat with Ken revealed the wisdom of not showing your dick to a counter-party and the immorality of charities.
TL;DR: One is an idiot and one is for idiots.
Sergio Ermotti is telling HR to "Go Aztec."
Sounds like a few dozen people are coming around to the idea that UBS sucks.
Taking personal money from a thriving real estate investment to buy back stock in your own struggling hedge fund is not textbook personal finance.
Big post-election bonus for Trump's Treasury secretary pick.
James Gorman and the gang will get you private shares in Uber, but don't you dare ask any GD questions!
Even though they had a plan and everything! Son of a!
Unless "YOLO" is a ticker symbol, we're all doomed.
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