Wells Fargo

It’s a new approach to ensuring that its clients remain as unhappy with the bank as possible.

If even they are inoculated, there’s hope for us all.

Other banks have chosen getting stimulus money to their customers ASAP, but the big guys are planning a green gift on the greenest day.

Here’s a hint - it rhymes with “snare.”

The not-46th-president-of-the-United-States made history this week all the same.

Everything she said had the sign off from other people, so why are you hassling her?

Imagine thinking that bringing on a piece of Wells Fargo is a net-plus.

But not before drawing one last racial discrimination lawsuit therefrom.

And like some of their bad apple brethren are thusly former Wells Fargo employees now.

You won’t need to worry about profits doubling once Marcus is in charge.

True story.

Affirmative inaction beneficiary Charlie Scharf doesn’t understand why he only wants to hire white people.

Nothing is f*cked, dude.

The world’s fattest bank (in more ways than one) is preparing a crash diet.

But not without delivering another, posthumous “F.U.” to the late former Fed chief.

It’s hard to say, but they can get ready to cut some dividend checks.

“Hell yeah it was worth it.”

Banco Santander’s a sixth of the way to matching Wells’ auto-loan sanctions.