WeWork Takes A More Holistic And Forward-Thinking View Of Its Counsciesness Regarding The IPO Process
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
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SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
IPO Literally Built On Smiles Tanks On Listing, WeWork IPO Somehow Still Apparently Happening
SmileDirect is not finding much love today.
Never One To Fall Victim To Logic, WeWork Forging Ahead Towards An IPO
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
WeWork Asks Wall Street To Value It At More Than $20 Billion Or GTFO
This is escalating quickly.
WeWork Now Offering IPO Investors A 50% Discount On Pretending That WeWork Is A Real Company
Adam Neumann is experimenting with quasi-realistic thinking.
WeWork Sued By Landlord For Allegedly Making $150 Million Disappear
In a new lawsuit, the owner of 120 East 16th Street accuses WeWork of playing bait and switch with deposits.
WeWork Officially Files To Be The Last IPO
This S-1 filing is a word quilt made up of every bad idea from every IPO of the past five years.
JPMorgan Has Put In The Hours Needed To Get Hammered On The WeWork IPO
Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.
WeWork CEO Has Already Done His Own Private IPO
Adam Neumann just got too excited to wait, you guys, but he only cashed out like $700M.
WeWork Will Raise Billions In Debt To Prove To Everyone That It's Good With Money
This IPO cannot happen soon enough, muses snarky blogger.
As A Public Company, WeWork Almost Promises To Be More Careful About Who Gives It Money Than It Was As A Private Company
Adam Neumann wants you to know that he understands how it looks to take money from The Saudis and will maybe stop now that you're watching.
WeWork Reportedly Thinking JPMorgan Has About $2.75 Billion That It Doesn't Really Want
Everybody's favorite free-spending co-working space is looking for that sweet pre-IPO line of credit.
WeWork Seems Intent On Proving That It's Not, Like, A Real Company
The more these people talk, the more we want them to please stop talking.
WeWork Files For IPO...Which Is Funny All By Itself
Congrats to Uber on looking profitable by comparison.
WeWork Changes Name In Obvious Attempt To Confuse SoftBank Into Giving It More Money
With the spigot from Masa Son turning off slowly, WeWork's self-adoration takes a dark turn.
WeWork's First-Ever Bond Offering Is A Master Class In Financial Masturbation
It must be hard to compute "community adjusted Ebitda" with your head so far up your own ass.
Silicon Alley's First $10 Billion Tech Startup Isn't A Tech Startup
WeWork is worth a sh*t ton of money, but that means very little to NYC's tech scene.