WeWork
WeWork’s Dream Of Going Public Is About To Come True
All it took was changing everything about itself, an 80% valuation haircut and Shaq.
Shaquille O’Neal Is Taking WeWork Public Via SPAC And Other Tales Of Finance In 2021
Like another company going public via SPAC giving you access to the IPOs it’s choosing to shun.
Masa Son Officially Out Of Ideas, And So Will Launch A SPAC
The greatest financial performance artist in history has settled for the easy and derivative.
Masa Son’s Unicorns Were Actually Lemmings
The last year really could have gone somewhat better for SoftBank.
Most Brazen CEO In History Accuses Brazen Former Patron Of Being Too Brazen
The case of Adam Neumann vs. Masa Son will be one for the books.
Large Investments In WeWork, Uber Apparently Bad For Business
Masa Son’s got bad news for the Saudis.
Wily Masa Son Made Damned Sure He Wouldn’t Have To Throw Away Another $3 Billion On WeWork
In his latest piece of financial performance art, Masa Son is getting sued by himself.
Masa Son Invites WeWork To Sue The Only Thing Keeping It Alive
Son himself would have the stones to do it, of course, but does Not Adam Neumann?
Masa Son Thinks $15 Billion May Actually Be Enough To Spend On $5 Billion Company
On second thought, SoftBank might not need the extra $3 billion in equity, thanks.
Federal Court Revives Long-Form Financial Performance Art Of Masa Son
He gets to sell Sprint and its $40 billion in debt and lives to do something else bizarre.
WeWork Comes To Terms With What It Actually Is
The Silicon Valley disruptor/kombucha distributor’s new high priest is, uh, a real-estate executive.
If You’ve Got $100 And A Broker’s License, Jay Clayton Has All Sorts Of Money-Losing Opportunities For You
You’re accredited and you’re accredited and YOU. ARE. ALL. ACCREDITED!
Layoffs Watch ’19: WeWork
Good news: The company can still pay 80% of you (and also Adam Neumann) (for now).
Masa Son's Masterwork Is A PowerPoint Presentation About WeWork That Will One Day Hang In The Louvre
One solitary slide in the WeWork autopsy report to SoftBank investors is a true encapsulation of the artist's soul.
Man Who Drank Tequila And Smoked Pot Barefoot On Company Jet Allegedly Thought Maternity Leave Was Paid Vacation
The Adam Neumann platinum parachute lawsuits are coming in hot, and the first one is a doozy.
WeWork Is The Kind Of Investment That Would Have Appealed To 2016 Bill Ackman, Says 2019 Bill Ackman
In fact, Mr. Neri Oxman thinks the whole thing is worth roughly $0.
The Fall Of WeWork Has Destroyed The Last Pure Thing In Global Finance: Masayoshi Son's Profligate Whimsy
Seeing a hypothetical $40 billion go up in allegorical smoke is having an impact on the greatest living performance artist in finance.
After WeWork's Epic Buttfumble, SEC No Longer Curious How Snap IPO Happened
Jay Clayton's people come to the conclusion that this IPO market might not be technically criminal, but it is certainly very extremely dumb.
Softbank Paying Adam Neumann $1.7 Billion To Just Please Stop Elevating The World's Consciousness
Masa Son remains clearly determined to make Neumann look like a transformative business genius.
Masayoshi Son Ready To Bring His Total Investment In WeWork To $15 Billion...At An $8 Billion Valuation, Because YOLO
SoftBank is ready to fix WeWork because co-dependent relationships are toxic.
Frankenstein Reportedly Nearing Deal To Rescue His Monster At A Sub-$8 Billion Valuation
SoftBank is ready to admit that it needs WeWork to survive.
Goldman Sachs Has Come Around To The Logic Of Not Paying People Goldman Sachs Salaries
Average comp is down 50% at 200 West Street, unless you're a robot, in which case, you're taking John Rogers' job.
WeWork Asking Jamie Dimon "Why Stop Now, Baby?"
What's left of We is hoping JPM will pony up $2 billion to keep the kombucha taps running, but that would almost certainly come with Dimon-strenght strings attached.