“Insider trading is part of my investment strategy” is a funny joke only if it’s not. Otherwise, it’s an admission of guilt.
It’s the perfect Deutsche Bank solution to a problem.
Keeping traders one step ahead of the law (and, like, 50 ahead of compliance).
If you're going to put privileged information on blast, do so responsibly.
The Deutsche Bank CEO would really prefer his people stop it with encrypted messaging systems.