If The SEC Wants Whistleblowers To Leave It Alone, It’s Gonna Have To Do Better Than This
These eight-figure checks don’t send the message, “we don’t care.”
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Man Who Watched $233 Billion Laundered Has Never Seen Something As Awful As A British LLP
If Danske Bank had been incorporated under British law, well, you’d probably never have heard of Danske Bank.
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SEC To Offer Whistleblowers A Shiny Nickel
It’s also considering a proposal to give $100 gift cards to those who keep their mouths shut and the regulator’s afternoons free.
Barclays, British Regulators Ensure Jes Staley Will Launch Whistleblower Witch Hunts Only If He Really, Really Wants To
It’ll have to be worth at least $1.5 million to him.
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REIT Goes And Ruins In-House Whistleblowing For Everyone
The only way to be one and keep your job now is to take it to the SEC, thanks to the selfish a-holes at Digital Realty Trust.
Today In Things That Do Not Augur Well For Jes Staley…
You launch one little transatlantic vigilante anti-whisteblower crusade and look what happens.
Analysts Facing Industry Apocalypse Might Want To Consider A Career In Vigilantism
It beats ending up at S&P.
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Guy Who Wrote Book On SEC Whistleblower Program Available For Tutoring
You too can make millions from your immoral bosses.
Visium Informant Worked Hard For The Money
Jason Thorell wasn't just some layabout government witness.
Deutsche Bank Whistleblower Tells SEC To Take That $16.5 Million Award And Shove It Up Its Hintern
Y'all sicken Eric Ben-Artzi.
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Pro Tip: Keep The People Fraudulently Inflating Your Valuations Happy
Visium Asset Management learned this one the hard way.
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Merrill Lynch Whistleblowers Who Sold Clients Notes That Lost 95% And Then Moved To UBS Took Out Some Insurance First (Recorded Incriminating Calls With A Superior)
Consider taking a page from Mark Manion and Glen Rinwall's playbook.
SEC Testing Out Its New "Blow Whistle, Get PAID" Motto
At the Mary Jo's SEC, snitches get RICH-es.
Don't Wear An "I Could Have This Company On It Knees Within 3 Days" T-Shirt In Front Of Your Boss On Casual Friday, And Other Tips For Being An Effective Whistleblower
Such as not tweeting "Hey @SEC_News, there's rampant fraud going on @[insert your company here]," etc.
Study: Wall Street Still Living By The Code Of "If You See Something, Shut The F*ck Up"
50 Shades of "I didn't see a goddamn thing."
SEC Taking Its Sweet Time Awarding Whistleblowers
No word if it's a problem with the Commission's PayPal account or not.
Whistleblower Award Watch '15: Husbands Of Real Housewives Of New Jersey
"I’m trained as an attorney, I’m Sicilian, and I’m from New Jersey."
Would-Be New York Whistleblowers: Your Patience May Be Rewarded
Big paydays could be coming soon.