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Third Point Stumbles In Q3 On Dan Loeb’s Inability To Predict Entirely Predictable Things
Argentina being Argentina and Sony’s disinterest in his ideas appear to have come as genuine shocks to the hedge fund manager.
Some Very Socially-Irresponsible Stocks Snuck Into SRI ETF, Possibly While Someone Was On A Cigarette Break
Maybe Vanguard ETFs are too cheap?
Goldman Sachs Admits Its Compliance Department Missed Disgraced Ex-Partner’s Bigamy, Horndogging, Fake Doctorate
Believe it or not, that’s the best-case scenario for the bank.
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Man Who Lost Jeff Vinik’s Money Still Plans To Hang Out At Jeff Vinik’s Arena, Cheer On Jeff Vinik’s Team, Pretend To Be Jeff Vinik’s Friend
That is, unless the security guards at the Amalie Arena have watched his video.
HSBC Hopes You Weren’t Using Your Name, Address, Birthday, Account Numbers…
‘Cause someone else has’em now, too.
Wells Fargo Having A Very Wells Fargo Day
Tim Sloan probably hoped having it all drop on Election Day would keep people from noticing, but then Tim Sloan hopes for lots of things that don’t materialize.
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Somebody Hire This Aspiring Day Trader
Harouna Traoré’s got a track record that puts many a hedge fund manager to shame.
Citi Knew It Was Lying To Customers, Didn’t Care To Stop
After all, it wasn’t misleading any really important clients.
Jay Clayton Still Learning Fascinating New Things About SEC Hack
So don’t hold him to anything he says about it.
No, No, Hedge Funds Are Really Super Happy The Market's Doing Well. Really. You Don't Have To Worry About Them. They're Ok.
Not working out so well for them personally but really, good for you!
CEO Ordered To Pay $18 Million For Sexually Harassing Employee Maybe Also Dabbled In Money Laundering On The Side
Benjamin Wey apparently had a lot of balls in the air.
Accounting Firm May Need To Brush Up On Its Accounting
KMPG might need to go back to Remedial Accounting School.