whoopsies

Misery loves company, but is Schwab really all that miserable?

Legally-speaking.

Finders keepers is apparently a genuine precedent under New York State law.

If Exegesis Capital will invest based on the ex-chief of staff’s ability to read people in Washington, we might steer clear.

That job belonged to Morgan Stanley.

We suppose it’s the really the least they could do.

That’s how it’s supposed to work, right?

Like a man he passingly resembles, he has come to bury capitalism.

Literally.

Argentina being Argentina and Sony’s disinterest in his ideas appear to have come as genuine shocks to the hedge fund manager.

Maybe Vanguard ETFs are too cheap?

Believe it or not, that’s the best-case scenario for the bank.

That is, unless the security guards at the Amalie Arena have watched his video.

‘Cause someone else has’em now, too.

Tim Sloan probably hoped having it all drop on Election Day would keep people from noticing, but then Tim Sloan hopes for lots of things that don’t materialize.

His beloved fake money isn’t appreciating as fast as he’d hoped.

So his old firm just didn’t go it for a while.

Bright side: More upside!