The coronavirus is definitely not good news for the president’s reelection campaign.
Ignore the dead Chinese people and consider of the opportunities they present.
Even Kyle Bass knows it’s over.
The Slipper King "fights" back on Twitter...likely needs a nap afterwards.
Happy "About-To-Be-Independence Day" to The Slipper King.
But he also spent a lot of time verbally curbstomping Peter Navarro, so let's enjoy that!
We see what you're laying the groundwork for here, Steve Forbes.
Between naps, the Commerce Secretary manages to pour cold water on China trade optimism and tell furloughed government workers to eat..."cake."
Don’t worry: He’ll do it quietly enough not to wake Wilbur.
Rumor has it that Trump is looking to dump what's left of his Commerce Secretary.
The president wants a trade deal or tariffs to announce and he doesn’t particularly care which.
"Kuddley," "Sleepy" and "Crazy" did not perform as well as the White House might have hoped.
Well what about a "dull line"?
Trump's "Economic Dream Team" cannot be stopped!
We love old men saying bitchy shit about soup, but this is getting ridiculous.