Wirecard

EY would prefer not to embarrass itself quite so spectacularly again.

Anyone can audit them, but there’s only one auditor they’re thinking about suing.

It’s miserable, thankless, dangerous and unprofitable? Sign us up.

While prosecutors are having a look around the place, you never know what might turn up.

The inevitable Deutsche Bank-Wirecard hookup is nearly here.

Maybe if it keeps at it, Wirecard can get itself charged with the Kennedy assassination.