COVID-19 Kills Beautiful Dream Of Having Heavily-Indebted Company Borrow More To Buy Company Three Times Its Size
The shotgun wedding of HP and Xerox has, like all weddings right now, been called off.
Carl Icahn Unable To Contain His Glee At How Bad Things Are Gonna Get
Let’s start with 2008 and then go from there.
Noted Shareholder Pacifist Forced To Mobilize For War
As Carl Icahn has learned many, many, many times before, sometime a show of force is required to get the stupid to submit, just like Gandhi taught.
Xerox Does Not Need Color Copiers To Come Up With $24 Billion In Cash
Banks are willing to give it the money, for some reason.
To Appease Carl Icahn, Xerox Has Become Carl Icahn
Why try to find common ground when you can just make a pre-Thanksgiving threat?
Carl Icahn Will Not Be Presiding Over The Shotgun Wedding Of Xerox And HP Just Yet
HP needs a little more time to get to know Xerox better.
Carl Icahn Wants To Help A Couple Of Fellow Doddering Old Giants Get Hitched
Xerox-HP: The love story our times deserve.
Allow Carl Icahn To Concur With Some Other Guy Who Thinks Xerox Sucks
Welcome to the haters club, Darwin Deason.
Carl Icahn Has No Time To Waste, Working Right Up Until The Turkey Hits His Plate
Might even go into the office on Thursday!