The shotgun wedding of HP and Xerox has, like all weddings right now, been called off.
Let’s start with 2008 and then go from there.
As Carl Icahn has learned many, many, many times before, sometime a show of force is required to get the stupid to submit, just like Gandhi taught.
Banks are willing to give it the money, for some reason.
Why try to find common ground when you can just make a pre-Thanksgiving threat?
HP needs a little more time to get to know Xerox better.
Xerox-HP: The love story our times deserve.
Welcome to the haters club, Darwin Deason.
Might even go into the office on Thursday!