Goldman Sachs And JPM Will Take Your Mom's Favorite Social Media App Public Soon
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Etsy Stock Surging On Rumors That The Company Has Finally Turned To The Dark Side
Now that it's done trying to "do good" or whatever, Etsy has some actual value.
Snapchat IPO Will Let You Put Cute Filters On Your Money And Then Watch It Disappear
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Marissa Mayer Forced To Admit That She Let Your Mom's Email Account Get Hacked
Just when you thought Marissa couldn't f@ck up any worse.
Through Her Terrible Deal With Mozilla, Marissa Mayer Proves That Search Can Still Turn A Profit
Yahoo's buyer will likely have to pay Mozilla more than $1B because Marissa Mayer thought Yahoo was a search engine.
Everyone At Sun Valley Is Hanging Out Without Marissa Mayer
Marissa will have to content herself with Silicon Valley this year.
Depressed Twitter Got Super Drunk And Thought About Going Home With Yahoo: NY Post
What we talk about when we talk about desperate tech companies.
Twitter HQ Is Like Hogwarts But Without Magic Or Joy
"Jack Dorsey and The Prisoner of Silicon Valley"
Yahoo Spent A Half A Million Dollars To Ensure Marissa Mayer Was Safe To Keep Destroying Yahoo
Can a company write-off "Costs associated with Stockholm Syndrome?"
Bids On Yahoo Will Be Yahoo-ingly Disappointing
These are not the numbers Marissa was expecting to see.
Ever The Iconoclast, Peter Thiel Is Actually Raising Money
Unicorns in need of horns, rejoice! Uncle Pete is BACK!
Morgan Stanley Finally Admits That It Doesn't Get What LinkedIn Does Either
It's okay Morgan Stanley, no one else knows why they're on there either.
Marissa Mayer's Dream Team Of Yahoo Advisors Acting More Like A Suicide Squad
It's hard for all-star advisors to share the ball when the ball is Yahoo.
Over-Employed Jack Dorsey Spending His Days On The Streets Of San Francisco
Two CEO gigs and zero desks is how Jack Dorsey do.
Brozillionaire Evan Spiegel Is Apparently Quite Taken With Brazillionaire Jorge Lemann
Rumor has it that Evan is making "The 3G Way" into mandatory reading for Snapchat execs.
Marissa Mayer Wants Senior Execs To Promise They Will Stay By Her Side Aboard Yahoo's Sinking Ship
Marissa is going full Captain Queeg over there.
Jack Dorsey Will Carve Out Some Time For An IPO Roadshow To Kick Off The Holiday Season
Watch Jack do everything all at once.
Twitter Will Now Make Money By Punishing People Who Don't Use Twitter
The blue birdies are done taking your sh!t.
Tech People Name The Darndest Things
"Meeting Room A" is where losers meet, winners meet in the "Unicorn Farts" meeting room.
Uber Will Keep Raising Capital Until There Is No More Private Money Left
The Ayn Rand themed car service is now making a habit out of "Billion dollar rounds."
Jack Dorsey "Rewards" Remaining Twitter Employees With Free Twitter Stock
Jack is digging into the "Here's some sh!t, now go make diamonds" management playbook.
Uber CEO: We Will Not Be Peer Pressured Into Putting Out Like Those Other Slutty Startups
Horny investors would be better off taking other startups to prom if they've got those dirty IPO ideas in their heads.
Dell's Tab For Big Data Relevancy Comes To About $67 Billion
Why be nimble when you can be historically huge?
Jack Dorsey To 336 Twitter Employees: I Have Two Jobs But You Have None
Apparently, ole' Jack found the place a little way too crowded upon his return.
Autonomy Founder Is Not Even Close To Done With His Meg Whitman Vendetta
Homeboy is pissed and he's making it personal as hell.
Mark Zuckerberg And Jack Dorsey Are Stealthily Pouring Money Into A Dutch Fintech Unicorn
And that is bad news for ol' Henry Kravis.
Instagram CEO: We Don't Hate Nipples, Apple Hates Nipples
Apple is making Instagram say "Nope" to nips.