Recaptured Yahoo HR Chief Sees Marissa Mayer In His Dreams
Tim Armstrong is laughing his ass off right now.
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Silicon Valley Not Even Spending Money On Clichés These Days
If startups aren't buying ping pong tables anymore, it's time to burn it all down.
Yahoo's Most Attractive Asset Is The One That Yahoo Can't Ruin If It Tried
Yahoo Japan is actually a good business, maybe because Yahoo doesn't touch it.
Even Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Working Against Marissa Mayer
We've reached a point at Yahoo where this actually makes sense.
Tech Entrepreuner About To Learn That Racist App Idea Is Still Racist
The internet has a short memory, but it's longer than the guys behind RedZone are about to find out.
CEO Of $2B Tech Startup Gleefully Tells Investors And Customers "We've Been Lying To People"
"Ha ha ha... Kill him" replied Larry Fink.
Activist Investors Can Pry Marissa Mayer's Job From Her Cold, Dead Hands
Evita Mayer has not yet begun to fight!
Professed Humanoid Jeff Bezos Gives The Press A Tour Of His Totally Not Evil Private Space Company
You know Jeff Bezos has emotions because he tells you what they are and when he's having them.
Zenefits Scaring Off Millennial Employees With New "Get Brokerage Licenses"/"No F@cking In The Office" Rules
They might as well work on Wall Street.
Marissa Mayer's Newest Management Invention: "Layoff Wednesdays"
Nothing pumps up morale like a little midweek career Russian roulette.
After Raising $9 Billion in Funding, Travis Kalanick Now Concerned By This Irrational Funding Environment
The Uber CEO wishes that things were different you guys, but...oops, sorry, he just closed a $200 million round.
Time Inc. Honors "Throwback Thursday" By Acquiring MySpace
Sorry, Friendster, it was another "hard pass."
New York VC Isn't Going To Sugarcoat This Uber Situation Like Those Candy-Ass Bay Area VCs
Hey, watch where you're going! Fred Wilson is INVESTING OVER HERE!
Marissa Mayer Is So Ready To Save Yahoo That She Fired 30 People By Accident
Double M is basically the Rasputin of Tech at this point.
Marissa Mayer Is Just Playing F@#k/Marry/Kill At This Point
She's making a list and checking it twi...Most of you are fired.
Snapchat: You've Shared Other Stuff, Why Not Your Retirement Account?
Evan Spiegel is hoping Millennials will put their money in the same place they put their nude selfies.
Yahoo Investors Would Like Yahoo Board To Start Off 2016 By Getting Lost Forever
Yahoo should at least be relieved that it doesn't sell breadsticks.
Mark Zuckerberg To Spend His Paternity Leave Building Our Future Robot Overlord
Sounds like somebody's already (dangerously) bored by just sitting around the house.
Having So Many Jobs Has Apparently Taught Jack Dorsey The Art Of Under-Promising
Square's IPO is the best of times, Square's IPO is the worst of times.
With Alphabet Restructuring, Larry And Sergey Are Apparently A Little More Open To Doing Some Evil
Overriding at Alphabet is less "Don't be evil," More "Netflix n' chill within the parameters of the law."
Twitter Investors Now Willing To Do Whatever It Takes To Get Jack Dorsey To Just Come Home
He's not distracted anymore, in fact
Credit Suisse: It's A Tech Bubble, Stupid
Unicorns are suddenly everywhere, and that is literally nonsense.
The Marie Antoinette Commuter Option Is Increasingly Unavailable In The Bay Area.
Today in Silicon Valley schadenfreude.
Jack Dorsey Will Not Let Society Stop Him From Having It All
Why is Silicon Valley so hard on men that want to be CEO of a few companies at once?
Google Belongs To Ruth Porat Now
Google "Ruth Porat" today and the results might come back "bae."
Twitter Employees Seem A Little Unhappy And Very Spoiled
Reports of bad morale at Twitter HQ might have something to do with the high incidence of crybabies working there.
Chilled Out Silicon Valley Tech Bro CEOs Really Think Wall Street Should Stop Being Such A Bunch Of Impatient Dicks
Lay off, dad! I'm slowly building my multibillion dollar advertising play.!
Twitter Founder and Interim CEO Jack Dorsey Is Not That Crazy About Twitter
He stopped just sort of saying "Never Tweet."
Uber's Summer of Love Is Still Going Not So Strong
Uber's been causing trouble all around the world, but now it's getting hit right in its own backyard.
At Strip Club Lunch Buffet, Tech Bros Try and Fail To Find An Escape From It All
It's a full-on Sartre nightmare out there.
Microsoft Finally Coming To Grips With The Fact That It Doesn't Make The iPhone
Nobody has a Microsoft smartphone, so Microsoft is gonna stop making smartphones.
Messaging Startup For Creeps Wants To Be Less Creepy
Evan Spiegel are looking to trade dick pics for ad impressions, but they only seem to know how they WON'T be doing it.
The Guy Responsible For Creating Uber's Driverless Cars Has Disrupted His Own Angst
Every time someone from Uber talks publicly, you realize why it's not a public company.
Decision Making In Tech Is A Bouillabaisse of Fact and Fiction
Reality is murky in Silicon Valley, but the money is real as f*ck.
California Labor Commission Smacks Uber Right On Its Fountainhead
For the "1099 economy," people remain the unsolvable element.
Warner Music Executive Resigns To Run Tech Startup Because Music Industry Is A Rotting Corpse
Record labels are cool, right? You're so old!
Billionaire Tech Investor Uses Hot Tub Endurance Test To Pick Winners, Because Science
Get in the tub, nerd. Kalanick's been in there for weeks!
The Tech Economy Would Like A New Employment Framework Now Please
Because simply complying with the existing manner through which we legally categorize and tax working people is just so... "basic."
Uber CEO Gives Speech, Goes Full John Galt
Uber turns five and Travis Kalanick gets "emotional."
Ousted Men's Wearhouse CEO Is Total Silicon Valley Bro Now
George Zimmer has an "It's like Uber, but for..." idea.
A Portrait of the Tech Billionaire as a 24-Year-Old Bro
When Evan Spiegel speaks, a generation is defined.
Lyft Has Apparently Now Reached The Dreaded Carl Icahn Stage Of Desperation
Well, this should go swimmingly.
Media Wants IAC To Swipe Right On Grindr
If Barry Diller wants to own ALL the dating apps, he's going to need to buy Grindr.
Zappos Watches 210 Employees Self-Manage Themselves Out The Door
After being told that they are their own boss, 14% of Zappos' employees decide to fire themselves.