UBSYour Tardy Ass Will Not Be Tolerated At UBS Fraud, Money Losing Begin Promptly At Nine A.M.By Bess Levin
UBSUBS Adds Investment Bankers In India (Where, How Conveniently, No One Expects To Get Bonuses In The First Place)By John Carney
UBSUBS Covers Its Bases, Sends Message That It Will Announce $7.9999999 Billion WritedownBy Bess Levin
UBSBand Of Harvard Students Plan To Shame UBS By Asking Tough Questions At An Information Session About The One Thing UBS Isn’t Ashamed Of, Thinking Twice About Going To Work For The Bank That Hasn’t Yet Offered Them JobsBy Bess Levin
UBSUBS’s Triumphant Return To Profitability Will Be Paved By Encouraging Employees To Please, For The Love Of Christ, Do Us A Favor And Print On Both Sides Of The PaperBy Bess Levin
LayoffsUBS Goes The Terribly Unimaginative Route, Fires People Who Were In Charge Of $3.42 billion Write-DownBy Bess Levin
CitigroupTarot Card Reading Says Citi Will Lose $3 Billion, UBS Will Also Have Run of Bad LuckBy Bess Levin