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Kleiner Perkins Spinning Off Profitable Part
Who wants to invest in their next fund? Anyone? Just raise your checkbooks, please? Please?
Venture Capital
Clinton Son-In-Law Running Out Of Financial Industries To Try
Marc Mezvinsky is a stay-at-home dad again.
Someone Didn’t Read His HBS Case Study In Successful Venture Capital Frauds
Iftikar Ahmed knows what we're talking about.
New Venture Firm With Terribly Misguided Name Will Focus On Unicorns In Asia
It is unclear if Unicorn Capital Partners will rely on Leprechaun gold for funding.
VC Firm Stretches Bad Metaphor To Its Absurd End
Seriously, can we stop with the f*cking "Unicorns" already?