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Write-Offs: 6.1.16

Las Vegas sports gambler pleads not guilty to insider trading; Asian regulators want banks to reveal Panama Papers links; 77-year-old congressional candidate busted with 180 pot plants; and more.

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Write-Offs: 5.24.16

Chart alleges ENORMOUS pay for traders at Bank of America Merrill Lynch; Herbalife reaches preliminary settlement with FTC; Casey Anthony allegedly paid her lawyer with sex; and more.

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Write-Offs: 5.13.16

Bank system hacked again; IMF doesn't like Brexit; Mark Cuban offers to be Clinton's running mate; Botox fraud charged with swindling clinic out of $1250 in injections; and more.

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Write-Offs: 5.11.16

Ackman says "material progress" has been made at Valeant; Rubenstein surprised macro hedge funds failed to spectacularly; Key West police rescue woman from giant banyan tree; and more.

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Write-Offs: 5.10.16

Cliff Asness didn't like the rich hedge fund manager list; The legal tweak that led to disaster for Lending Club; SnapChat founder buys Harrison Ford's old house; Virginia woman pole dances for her 100th birthday; and more.

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Write-Offs: 5.9.16

Carl Icahn is angry with Bernie Sanders; John Mack invested with former LendingClub CEO; Krispy Kreme agrees to buyout; Japanese baseball game delayed when foul-smelling fish falls from the sky; and more.

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Write-Offs: 5.6.16

Credit Suisse banker case said to widen with 3 new suspects; Berkshire operating profit falls short; Chinese live-streamers banned from 'seductively eating bananas' on camera; and more.

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Write-Offs: 5.5.16

Kentucky Derby Picks for the Value Investor; NJ bank pays says directors more than at any finance firm; Bosses who got screwed for boning in the corner office; and more.

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Write-Offs: 4.28.16

Icahn exits Apple stake; Bank trade group claims fed dividend cut might be unconstitutional; Moscow spending $1.32 million to create 'perfect weather' for May Day; and more.

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Write-Offs: 4.26.16

Lloyd Blankfein blamed for Goldman Sachs’ ‘lost decade’; I quit JP Morgan and ended up winning two Grammy awards; Manspreading at work is good for your health; Mayor Accused Of Stealing 111 Road Signs; and more.

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Write-Offs: 4.19.16

Theranos director says investors still believe in CEO; Martin Shkreli dropped from lawsuit tied to Wu-Tang album; French statue gets detachable penis to thwart thieves; and more.

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Write-Offs: 4.18.16

BlackRock downgrades outlook on U.S. assets; Argentina is back in the international bond markets; Moms spend thousands on cosmetic surgery to get Coachella-ready; and more.

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Write-Offs: 4.12.16

Bill Ackman Is a Star at Tribeca Film Festival, Even As He’s Losing Billions; Bellagio Named Favorite Hotel Of The Rich; Bros Fake Zombie Apocalypse For Drugged Sister’s Ride Home From Surgery; and more.

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Write-Offs: 4.11.16

Clinton says Sanders doesn't know sh*t about Wall Street; Bats Global's IPO said to be oversubscribed; Guinness record for human mattress dominoes broken with 1,200 participants; and more.

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Write-Offs: 4.8.16

Steve Wynn tells investors 'Nobody likes being around poor people'; March was kind to hedge funds; Man who scaled cliff to propose to girlfriend has to be rescued; and more.

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Write-Offs: 4.5.16

Iceland PM resigns over offshore investments; New inversion rules test pending deals; United flight attendant leaves packed plane in Houston on emergency slide; and more.

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Write-Offs: 4.1.16

Jobs and the Fed; Tech's IPO allergy; Saudi Arabian oil megafund; Guy builds creepily life-like Scarlett Johansson robot on his balcony; China cancels April Fool's; and more!

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Write-Offs: 3.29.16

New rules on pay may be coming; The demise of China's hedge fund king; Bank of America bans staff from saying ‘Brexit’; Teen arrested for stealing Roswell flying saucer; and more.

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Write-Offs: 3.22.15

Yahoo can't catch a break; Bangladesh central bank weighs lawsuit against NY Fed over cyber heist; Angry California man throws 13-foot python in Sushi restaurant; and more.

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Write-Offs: 3.21.16

Ray Dalio on how Bridgewater is misunderstood; Fed officials see rate hike in April; Cooperman gets Wells notice; Man helps foil robbery during Popeyes job interview, gets hired; and more.