Revolving Door
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Wall Street's Favorite Former Congressman Jeb Hensarling Apparently Gets Lost In Revolving Door, Ends Up At UBS
We were under the assumption that you were supposed to reward yourself for serving special interests in Congress...not punish yourself.
Dina Powell Looking To Return To Goldman Sachs Because No F@cking Duh
If this news shocks you, don't talk to us ever again.
An Ancient And Mystical Urge Has Brought Jack Lew Into Private Equity
The ancestors must be pleased.
Jay Clayton Didn't Really Work At Goldman Sachs But He Really Will Head The SEC Because He's Qualified To Do So
With Donald Trump offering up daily rounds of target practice to his opponents, it would be wise to hold fire on Jay Clayton.
Raise Your Hand If You Recently Left Your Job At The SEC And DON'T Now Work For Ken Griffin
Hmmm, we're not seeing a ton of hands.
Mary Jo White To Advise What To Do When Mary Jo White Comes Calling
Get you a Mary Jo that can do both!
Andrew Cuomo Finding Good Help Hard To Find While Taking Overtly Political Potshots At Wall Street
Since Andrew Cuomo can't find a new chief banking regulator, Jamie Dimon would like to put his old lawyer's name in the sorting hat.
Barney Frank Joins Board of Bank, Weather Calls For Swarms of Locusts
The revolving door ain't never seen a passenger like this.
SEC's Top Private Equity Cop is Over It
The grass is always greener... Get it? Green, like money.