Joe Kernen
Like The Rest Of Us, Ray Dalio Has No Idea What Joe Kernen Is Talking About
It’s time for a televised dose of brutally radical transparency.
White House Seeks To Quell Trade Fears By Putting Three Different Types Of Grating Old White Guys On CNBC
"Kuddley," "Sleepy" and "Crazy" did not perform as well as the White House might have hoped.
Want To Wake Up With Mandy Drury?
Or Becky Quick? Or Andrew Ross Sorkin? Joe Kernen? Jim Cramer? Because you think it would be a pleasant way to start the morning or, alternatively, a horrifying way sure to get you out of bed without delay? Now you can!
This Is Warren Buffett Telling A CNBC Anchor How Difficult It's Been To Bang The Guy's Wife
As some of you may have noticed over the years, Warren Buffett has carved out a pretty unique niche for himself in using analogies about whorehouses, porn shops, one-night stands, taking Viagra, fondling inanimate objects (or simply laying the ground work to do so) when discussing business. Regardless of the topic, no matter the setting, he's prepared to go out of his way marry aberrant sex fetish with folksy business wisdom. So naturally, when asked by Andrew Ross Sorkin on Squawk Box this morning if a $22 billion acquisition by Berkshire Hathway that didn't pan out earlier this year might happen at some point in the future, Buffett told the gang "It's always possible. When a girl hangs up on me, I try again," rather than "Sure," or "Yeah, anything can happen," or "Never say never, Andy." At this point, the anchors could have moved on but Joe Kernen saw an opening for a little repartee and went for it, not realizing that he was dealing with a professional. [8:45